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punkgrrrlie10 · #51

I bet everyone gets free new comfy socks everyday in the White House. Now we know why there is a deficit.

Father §p@z · #52

I just don't wear socks. Waste of money, just like ties

Of course, this results in terrible blisters

kellychaos · #53

I want a pair of socks with the presidential seal on them.

I heard that Bill Clinton wore socks on his peepee. That is a rumor ... an unsubstantiated lie!

punkgrrrlie10 · #54

you could probably wear socks as a tie.

Father §p@z · #55

What good would that do me? Ties have no purpose, they look ugly, and are a bitch to put on

punkgrrrlie10 · #56

I feel the same way about shoes.

the_dudefather · #57

ever see those socks with the invividual toes? they ROCK!!!

Father §p@z · #58

I don't buy toilet paper either, I just get one of those free newspapers from the boxes on street corners

EDIT: and shoes DO have a purpose, unless you happen to be a Hobbit. And since you are most likely not, I reccomend wearing them to avoid injury to your feet

punkgrrrlie10 · #59

You obviously aren't a girl. :/

kellychaos · #60

If I had a girl with really cute feet, I would tell her not to wear shoes ... only socks ... and I would carry her around to where ever she wished to go so she wouldn't damage her feet ... but she would have to be small.

kellychaos · #61

If I had a girl with really cute feet, then I would tell her not to wear shoes ... only socks so she doesn't damage her feet ... and I would carry her around to where ever she wanted to go ... but she would have to be small.

kellychaos · #62

mubert · #63

I LIKE REFS TAHT SHOUT FIRST DOWN, AND THOSE TWINS DAH NAH NAH NAH NAH DAH NAH

punkgrrrlie10 · #64

Ever have one of those days where you just don't set your alarm b/c you have no where to be and you end up sleeping for 12 hours?

DementedElf · #65

Everyday of my life, work hates that.

liquidstatik · #66

HAY ;D

kellychaos · #67

Putting a sock over your alarm clock mutes the alarm and makes it seem like your mother gently nudging you awake on a lazy Sunday morning ... and makes the alarm clock comfy too.

punkgrrrlie10 · #68

Sock clock

MetalMilitia · #69

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos

Putting a sock over your alarm clock mutes the alarm and makes it seem like your mother gently nudging you awake on a lazy Sunday morning ... and makes the alarm clock comfy too.

, il have to try that some time.

Anonymous · #70

I think I better nip this one in the bud before kelly gets the idea that someone here actually likes his jokes.

mubert · #71

you mean her

Big McLargehuge · #72

indeed

Jixby Phillips · #73

RIGHT NOW I HAVE PLUNGED A STEAKKNIFE INTO MY BELLYBUTTON AND I AM PUSHING IT IN AS FAR AS IT WILL GO BECAUSE I WANT TO FORGET THSI THREAD

CURRENTLY THE HANDLE IS STICKING OUT AND ONLY THE HANDLE