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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 02:17 AM        Power Metal
I have come to the conclusion that this is the best genre of music ever. Oh, you say Black Metal or Thrash. I say give me Iron Maiden, Helloween, Dio, Manowar, or Rhapsody. I could live off power metal for the rest of my life. I'm a gay homosexual, you say? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy listening to the BEST MUSIC EVER.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 02:19 AM       
What the hell?
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 03:05 PM       
man, a guy who I don't know makes me think he totally rules, something's wrong with this.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 06:59 PM       
Oldschool US Power is the shit. Stuff you've never heard of. Like Gargoyle, Tokyo Blade, Jag Panzer, Axehammer, Omen, Iron Cross. There's more to power than the mainstream bands you mentioned. Heir Apparent for example, completely destroy Maiden or Rhapsody. To think you will never be blessed with listening the divine voice of Steve Benito, or Midnight.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
But doesn't that prove how awesome the genre is when even the mainstream bands kick total ass?
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
What are you talking about? Hammerfall and Iron Maiden suck.
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
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What are you talking about? Hammerfall and Iron Maiden suck.
I MENTIONED HAMMERFALL

so it's a split there
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 02:31 AM       
Iron Maiden sucks a little less than your mom. UP THE IRONS, YOU STREET BEATING NEOPHYTE.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 12:11 PM       
In the beginning,
There was flour.
And then somebody added EGGS!
And they baked a cake.
A ManOwar Cake.

A MANOWAR CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 03:27 PM       
Stratovarius are the kings of power metal in my book.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:57 AM       
Stratovarious=Masturbation
Self indulgent nonsense that requires strong wrists.
Bah, they're alright. But Iced Earth are truly the kings of power metal.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:03 AM       
Bout time I'm not the only one to mention them. Even if it is Papa Goat. :/
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:06 AM       
What did I do to deserve that? Don't answer
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:06 AM       
Exactly. :/
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:09 AM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:18 AM       
That's better.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 04:55 PM       
Iced Earth suck goat (not that particular) anus. They're a highly derivative band (let's copy metallica and maiden for a few albums! now let's do it again!) Seriously, don't make me bust out the tablatures to show how for example, almost every ballad they've written is essentially a rewritten until-it-sleep.

Schaeffer is a moron of the worst kind. And by the looks of it he's about to put out a USA IS TEH RUEL FUCK YUO OSSAMADAM!! album named *groan* 'The Glorious Burden'.

If you can tolerate listening to a whole Iced Earth album, you're a moron, or an idiot, or both, I guess.


Stratovarious were good for like, 2 albums and then they kept rewriting those two. Ugh. Much rather listen to Exxplorer or something.

It's strange how you americans don't know your underground power at all. Even some worthwhile mainstream power bands (Helloween, Rage, Heaven's Gate, Angra) weren't mentioned in favour of what, Rhaphsody?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 02:51 AM       
Oh yeah, I forgot Angra.

And I know Iced Earth are derivative of Metallica and Maiden, especially their Horror Show album. I like Metallica and Maiden - therefore, I like Iced Earth's music. Never said they were original.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
Is Therion considered Power Metal?
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
Oh, by the way.

I'm seeing Iron Maiden tonight. So there.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 08:53 PM       
No, therion isn't power metal. Even when Ralf Scheepers sings in them. No. No. No. Absolutely not.

And Iced Earth are also stupid besides derivative. But perndog doesn't seem to mind. He's used to stupid. After all, it lives there.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:56 AM       
I don't mind Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, or Hammerfall once in a while.

There's even some Axel Rudi Pell that I like.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 08:51 AM       
Dude, Iron Cross sound like punk rock on their live album. :o
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