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Studio8 · #1

Do you think you could get in serious trouble for getting caught doing this?

Just, uh..wondering.

MisSFiT · #2

I think if you masturbate in a car the only people that could really be able to see you are truck drivers.
And around here anyway, cops drive cars and truck drivers might get a kick out of it.
Why the hell would you masturbate in a car anyway? :/

Emu · #3

Whose car?

Schimid · #4

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Originally Posted by MisSFiT

I think if you masturbate in a car the only people that could really be able to see you are truck drivers.

NUH-UH

MisSFiT · #5

ok;
You have truck drivers, SUV's, and vans right?

The only people actually looking are truck drivers cause I'd imagine that they look for entertainment anywhere they can since they are driving all day long.
I know I would.

Studio8 · #6

My car.
I was driving back home from the other home today and I got a boner and I just thought about it and thought about it and thought about it.

Why couldn't I think of a better word to use than boner just now?

Anyways, I was wondering if something bad could happen if someone with authority were to catch someone doing that.

Ooner · #7

You probably wouldn't get in big trouble unless your boner was clearly publicly exposed, a cop would probably just tell you to put it away.

I've masturbated in a car before :/

Twice :/

MisSFiT · #8

Is it fun?

Studio8 · #9

I liked it. If you have explosive orgasms though, it might be a little dangerous. Clean up can be awkward, too.

MisSFiT · #10

Yeah for you!

Alphonse · #11

I masturbated in the back of a van once. I think the van was shaking

Command Prompt · #12

I liked you guys better when you were more mysterious

Ooner · #13

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Originally Posted by Studio8

I liked it. If you have explosive orgasms though, it might be a little dangerous. Clean up can be awkward, too.

sadie · #14

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Originally Posted by Ooner

unless your boner was clearly publicly exposed

yah. 'cause girls would never-ever do it in a car.

MisSFiT · #15

I knew this guy who wiped his ass with a sock after he took a shit in a public bathroom and realized after the fact there was no toilet paper.

kellychaos · #16

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Originally Posted by MisSFiT

Why the hell would you masturbate in a car anyway? :/

Another Rush Limbaugh fan. :/

MisSFiT · #17

Rush Limbaugh is SEXY.

Studio8 · #18

Masturbating in a sock is not a good idea.

MisSFiT · #19

No, no.
I think he meant that after you ejaculated you can take off your sock and clean it up.
Or you could just keep an extra pair in your car just incase you ever felt the urge again.

Ooner · #20

I masturbated in the sock but only at the end. And it wasn't the sock from my foot, I had a different one.

Helm · #21

I've masturbated in an abandoned building once. It was night.

Studio8 · #22

The way the semen makes the sock feel after a couple of weeks is gross. Not soggy bread gross, but close.

MisSFiT · #23

Wow, look what you started.

Now you have all these wonderful masturbating ideas to share with all of your friends!
Oh and, I think you should probably not use the same sock any more than two times before you wash it. :/

Studio8 · #24

I used the same ones 4 times last month because I wanted to see what would happen and I was using too much of our house toilet paper. The bottom of the sock was weird and stiff.