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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 06:55 PM        Girls are dumb
You look fucking stupid in you big glasses. Stop wearing them.

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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 07:46 PM       
Mobile phones ur doin it wrong.
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 08:28 PM       
100% agreed.

My dad said he was on a plane behind these two dumb bitches who were wearing big obnoxious Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. They said DG really big all over them. Some bumpkin kept asking loudly if they got their glasses at Dollar General. I would have loved to have seen that.
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Old Jun 15th, 2008, 10:22 AM       
No wonder everyone is gay these days
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
I'm not allowed to talk to your tits, but I don't want to talk you some mutant bee face either.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 07:19 PM       
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:57 PM       
Two cell phones, big sunglasses at night and a wrist tattoo that most likely says something unique like "Live Laugh Love". She's so chic.

I can go on a rant about how annoying that whole live laugh love thing is. Think of something original you stupid c*nts
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:58 PM       
But those DO look like D-suckin' lips
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 01:38 AM       
This girl I work with has giant sunglasses but I still want to fuck her brains out so shut it Tadao what are you gay
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 02:36 AM       
NO YOU SHUT UP FAG!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 11:59 AM       
she does hav esome dick suckin lips though
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 02:30 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 04:38 PM       
D-suckin lips though
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 03:00 PM       
some girls can pull off the big sunglasses, they can look sexy sometimes
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
What did she tattoo on her wrist? Because if it's a lover's name or for god's sake a barcode tat, My respect will vanish.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 11:47 PM       
According to this site:

20. Victoria Caroline Beckham - The thirty-two year old former Spice Girl (Posh Spice) has five stars on her lower back -one for each family member, and her famous husband's initials DB - yes, that David Beckham - on the underside of left wrist

(I'm assuming that's her, it looks like her.)

And she's got some new Hebrew one on her back now.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 11:56 PM       
Yeah ok that's all well and good but the tattoo in the picture is on her right wrist, geeeeeeeeeeezzzz
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
Maybe. Or things could be reversed (maybe some fact checker fucked up).
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Old Jun 28th, 2008, 12:33 AM       
Another reason why girls are dumb.

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Old Jun 28th, 2008, 07:02 PM       
Skorts look ok in front, but they make asses look really bad. Also, the shorts tend to ride up and you get this red, raw patch on your thighs- it's just too much damn fabric in one place.

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.
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Old Jun 28th, 2008, 11:36 PM       
yeah kitsa but those are shorts that are disguised as a skirt
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Old Jun 29th, 2008, 02:11 AM       
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Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.
It'll keep the rape evidence from sticking to the clothes.
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Old Jun 29th, 2008, 08:46 AM       
I guess that's true.
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
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