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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 09:37 AM       
i like my women like i like my laptop screen

after i close it i have to press the hinges back together

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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 11:10 AM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 02:12 AM       
I like my women like I like my ass. Bubbly, lovely, but usually full of shit.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 09:25 AM       
i like my women like i like my car all gassed up and with both headlights workin
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 12:35 AM       
i like my women like i like this thread: dead
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
Like I like my South Park....new one at 10 each week.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
Like I like my salads, low in fat and on a table.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
i like my women like i like my cd player, with an opening that can accomodate a 4.7" disk
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 02:14 AM       
Like I like my Big Mac. Two beef patties and special sauce between the buns.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 07:19 AM       
Like I like my Tom Hanks movies. Breathtaking.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 05:12 PM       
I LIKES MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKES MAH RIBEYES

FAT, CHEAP, AND NICELY MARBLED
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
Like I like my jukeboxes. The more money I spend on them, the more I get out of them.
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 02:24 PM       
LIKE I LIKE MY MUSIC.

LOUD, VULGAR, OFF-PUTTING TO MOST PEOPLE
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 04:08 PM       
i like my women like i like my bacon

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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 06:15 PM       
like my economy

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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 08:43 PM       
Nothing will ever be as funny as Esu's 1st post
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 11:59 AM       
I like my women like I like my produce, slightly bruised...!
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 08:16 PM       
Like I like my pigs. They often squeal, and aren't afraid to roll around in disgusting fluids.

Or maybe...

Like I like my I-Mockery Forum threads. Full of pussies.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 09:59 PM       
i like my women like i like my coffee, flown in from a third world country at great expense
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 08:56 PM       
I like my women like I like my Punch Drunk Love. A bunch of pretty colors and have Adam Sandler in them.
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 04:31 AM       
I like my women like I like my men.
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Old Oct 27th, 2008, 05:59 AM       
like i like my avatar, self-mutilating john mccain supporters

Edit: i change my avatar, so i like my woman like i like my avatar, NONA F. MECKLENBERG
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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
I like my women like I like my coffee: hot & black with pastry on the side.

Or like my shrimp: battered.
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Old Jan 9th, 2009, 03:17 AM       
i think this thread is done, man
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