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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
Why would you want to fuck someone you hate?
Pee on them yes...
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
I have peed on girls in the shower. Twice. It's funny watching them try to dodge it. It is very hard to apologize and act like it wasn't funny.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 06:34 PM       
I peed on an ex, he thought it was great, couldn't see the buzz myself.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 06:52 PM       
I can see the appeal in fucking someone that you hate.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 07:44 PM       
I would not be willingly pee'd on. It would try to run from it and dodge it.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 08:56 PM       
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I can see the appeal in fucking someone that you hate.
That's right. It's called HATE FUCKING for a reason. You're supposed to slam her vadge as hard as possible and call her a whore and stuff :'(
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
I do that to girls I like.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 02:54 AM       
I gave a girl a double butterfly kiss..........with her pink eye and her brown eye.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 04:14 AM       
THAT IS HOW YOU GET PINK EYE.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 04:18 AM       
NOT THE KIND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, THE KIND THAT THE DOCTOR HAS TO GIVE YOU OINTMENT FOR.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 04:27 AM       
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING YOUR EYELASHES ON SOMEBODIES VAGINA THAT IS THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER HEARD ;\
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 06:38 AM       
That's pretty bad coming from Kahl.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:52 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:18 AM       
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING YOUR EYELASHES ON SOMEBODIES VAGINA THAT IS THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER HEARD ;\

I told that to some girl and she was all like "oh, do me Bill. Right here, right now."

I was all like "Bitch, this is a restaurant!...but if we must"

Commence fornication.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 06:26 AM       
yea, i know some girls that like to fuck fags too. its some kind of fetish.

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That's pretty bad coming from Kahl.
lol ITS MY RESERVE INSULT. I ALONE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DECIMATE PEOPLE WITH IT
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 07:05 AM       
this thread is pretend
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Old May 27th, 2009, 05:49 PM       
I am currently working on one to submit to Urban Dictionary, it also happens to be a phrase that is looked up often.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 06:08 PM       
IDK if they will publish it, but here is my definition for Zombie Walk.

Zombie walk is when a loving man has his partner put one hand on the wall and pulls back the other to cut off the circulation while performing anal sex. Towards climax, he performs a donkey punch and then a dead leg. After your partner is set free, they will be dizzy, lurch around on one leg and keep one arm held out for balance.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 06:42 PM       
wow......
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Old May 27th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
It got shut down, I'm gonna try again later tonight.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
if multiple people do it I bet they'll take it.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 09:21 PM       
I re sent it and it went though this time. It should show up in a few day and then people can vote it up, or down.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 09:36 PM       
i get all my sex tips from spank rock
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Old May 28th, 2009, 02:10 PM       
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=3998772
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Old May 29th, 2009, 04:06 AM       
dude man check out that definition for dead leg
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