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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:38 PM        Men who used to be women
Would they know how to get a guy off?
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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
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THEY CAN COUNSEL DRUGS LIKE NO TOMORROW
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Old May 19th, 2009, 02:26 AM       
I saw a live feed once of a guy trying to suck off a tranny. To put it in short terms I changed the internet channel.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 12:54 PM       
no but seriously would they know how to get a guy off?
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Old May 26th, 2009, 02:56 PM       
As much as any woman?
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Old May 26th, 2009, 07:01 PM       
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Old May 27th, 2009, 10:04 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
men who used to be women have ugly little penises
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Old May 29th, 2009, 07:53 AM       
Like how ugly are we talking here?
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Old May 29th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
Some women who want to become men undergo hormonal therapy which causes their clits to enlarge. So they don't so much have a penis as they have a gigantic clit
Imagine that wiggling in your face! They are also usually only 2 inches or so ;o

OR THERES THE OTHER OPTION WHICH IS BASICALLY PUTTING FAT FROM YOUR ASS ONTO YOUR CLIT SO YOU CAN HAVE A CHUBBY.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 07:00 AM       
That can't be the only options can it? For some reason I guess I thought chicks could get some serious dongs.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 12:23 PM       
I think they can. My friend went from girl to guy and I think he's packing heat now. His girlfriend always seems satisfied. Maybe she's just stupid though.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 02:37 PM       
SHE USED THE FAT TRANSPLANT METHOD PROBABLY.
THEY CAN GET SOME SERIOUS MEAT BECAUSE THEY JUST PACK THOSE SAUSAGES FULL OF AS MUCH FAT AS THEY WANT.

BESIDES IT IS NOT AS IF LITTLE DICKS CANT GET WOMEN OFF OR SOMETHING.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 02:42 PM       
YEAH, THE JAPANESE DO IT.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 02:47 PM       
WELL JUST THINK OF ALL THE MEN IN THE WORLD THAT PLEASE WOMEN

SOME OF THOSE MEN HAD SMALL PENISES
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Old May 30th, 2009, 03:49 PM       
Yeah but 2 inches, man? I just want to live in a world where dreams can come true and Manbabes are packing power dongs.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 04:03 PM       

yea two inches might be too small, i dunno. But i just know some girls who said some of the best sex they've had was with small dicked guys, and their hand measurements only looked like they were 3 inches tops :O

maybe they just have small hands though
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Old May 30th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
also lesbians are supposed to have the "best sex evr" so maybe they know how to use that thang i dunno
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Old May 30th, 2009, 04:46 PM       
Girls really don't know anything about dicks though so you can't trust any kind of measurement they give you. They're also lousy at sex so that theory about lesbians is out the window too. Good sex is mostly a mental thing so maybe these dudes with little wangs are psychological powerhouses.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
Girls don't know dick.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
Its all in the fingers man. Or if she is a freak, the wrist.
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Old May 31st, 2009, 03:09 AM       
Well, lesbians are supposed to be good at having sex with each other because they know how vaginas and clitoris' work. Also, girls often use vibrators and other penis shaped items, which probably gave them some phallic experience. And yea, fingers and mouths.

Personally I dunno if I believe that theory, but I hear it alllllll the time.
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Old May 31st, 2009, 03:56 AM       
What theory? That women know how to please women?
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