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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 04:44 AM       
I AM NOW A THOUSAND YEARS OLD
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 05:05 AM       
IM SCARED

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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 05:43 AM       
IM SO HUNGRY ON MY BIRTHDAY
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 06:44 AM       
HOW COME THERE IS FLOATY SHIT IN WINE
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 08:29 AM       
IS THAT ELX? :O
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 10:20 AM       
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 10:42 AM       
youtube wont even let me watch the video, but from what i can see she is rather terrifying, it looks like she has no eyeballs
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 11:05 AM       
SHE HAS EYEBALLS I THINK ITS A BROW RIDGE WHICH SHE LACKS

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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 11:41 AM       
Yes, yes, happy birthday.
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 12:11 PM       
GEEZ ZHUKOV WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY SUCK. NOW I HOPE NOBODY WISHES ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVER AGAIN.
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 12:19 PM       
I DONT WANT IT

BUT THANK YOU

im gonna try to fall asleep now
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 07:46 PM       
Here's some idiocy from my bank.

I have a loan through the bank, right? It's like a line of credit, every month without exception I pay the balance online. I know it goes through because it shows up immediately. Every month, without exception, they send me a "payment coupon" and envelope AFTER the balance is paid so that I can pay it.

So I figure this is a waste of paper, envelope, postage two ways, etc. So when I had something else to do I told the teller that I pay my balance online and don't need the payment coupons, so could the bank please not send them to me. She just blinked at me and told me it happens automatically, no one can stop it and "just shred it because your account information is all over it."

Whatever, I figured she didn't know what she was talking about so I call their corporate helpline 800#. And THAT guy tells me that I can request not to get the paper stuff, and he can put it in the computer, but it "usually never" works and that the stuff will come to me anyway, and when it does just shred it.

This is a bank that goes on at length about its magnificent cost-saving bs and going green and e-statements and so on. I guess as long as they want to waste paper and postage, I'll just keep shredding it.

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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 08:53 PM       
I'm sure she hid Happy Birthday Kahl in there somewhere. It's probably in code.
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 08:59 PM       
if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 09:27 PM       
HAPPY KAHLDAY BIRTHJORN
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 10:02 PM       
kahl birth hap day py jorn
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 10:05 PM       
happy jappy birthday, eat a thing and enjoy a fine mind altering substance
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 10:31 PM       
dang kitsa

thanks guys. and thanks willie im getting fucked up right now :D im doin it TADAO STYLE :O :O

i ate the rest of my brownie though the other day and it mostly just made me sleepy
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 11:51 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 12:07 AM       
haha yea. I don't think ive ever been this high before :O

feels more like I'm stoned than I'm up. i still got a bunch of other shit to do too :O

between this and comic-con ive had such an awesome birthday :D
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 12:34 AM       
KAHLJORN MY MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BE HAPPY THEN PUKE AND THEN BE HAPPY AGAIN
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 01:21 AM       
I LOVE PUKING AND BEING A JERK THEN BEING HAPPY AFTERWARDS

ALTHOUGH WHEN I DO THIS SHIT I BECOME IMMUNE TO THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL :O
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