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DeadKennedys DeadKennedys is offline
No sir, I don't like it
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Old Aug 1st, 2006, 12:41 AM        Fraud
Lately I've noticed my moneys running a little low. I was down to $700, and I thought that couldn't be right because a few weeks ago I had over $2000.

So I checked my bank account thoroughly, and lo and behold... apparently, I spent a thousand dollars flying to Estonia, and another 700 at a hotel there. Hmm, don't remember that part.

I called my bank and got everything sorted out and should have my money back soon. That's nice, but I want retribution. I want the bank to find these guys, sever a finger off each hand and send them to me so I can make a necklace. Or, a photograph of them all in a nude pyramid would suffice.

So, moral of the story; check your bank accounts early and often, you just might get a fat paycheck.
I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.

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Old Aug 1st, 2006, 09:55 AM       
The bank will send out their best Italian-American Hurtman
(Not Hitman) To hunt him down.
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KevinTheOmnivore KevinTheOmnivore is offline
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Old Aug 1st, 2006, 10:34 AM       
How was Estonia?
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Crimson Ghost Crimson Ghost is offline
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Old Aug 1st, 2006, 02:05 PM       
It was great! I stayed at this cool hotel. I went to Lithuania, then into Russia all on someone else's dime.
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Old Aug 1st, 2006, 07:29 PM       

sounds like the work of your TYPICAL JEW
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