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Old Feb 21st, 2006, 09:30 PM       
Go back to the politics forum where you can at least be politely tolerated.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:51 AM       
The part I find most disturbing about this story is not that he flirts with teenagers but that he's a grown ass man on myspace.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 04:36 AM       
fuck off, mle.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:30 AM       
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fuck off, mle.
No, really assclown....crawl back up Hitlers ass and shut the fuck up
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:34 AM       
Well his original excuse for going on MySapce was similar to that of mine. We both have a few foriegn friends and some all over the country. MySpace was a good meeting place and I do keep in contact with a lot of people I meet in real life.

The one difference was I never added complete strangers to mine or went on the prowl.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:40 PM       
If he tells you it's not a relationship, it isn't.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:43 PM       
because you said so, right.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:58 AM       
Yeah but what if he doesn't mention it's not a relationship until two months later? After having treated you as one does a girlfriend. I've been in fuck-buddy style relationships, I know the difference, it's quite clear from the beginning. You don't make plans to do stuff together for a start. You don't tell her that wonderful girlfriends make great cakes just after she bakes you one.

At least my depression was caused by a series of unfortunate events and can be addressed, with time got over. I would much prefer this to being neurotic, having emotional detachment disorders, social dysfunctionality, anger problems, superiority complexes and OCDs. I mean it's not normal to start folding the clothes on the floor half way during sex no more than one worries about the mess you will make on the sheets when the woman is giving you a hand-job. Then promptly stripping the bed and attacking the sheets with a bar of vanish in front of her.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 12:34 PM       
Jesus, he sounds like a fucking maniac. Lucky escape bod!
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 01:23 AM       
Bod, you seem like a nice person. Please forgive me for being amused by the British-ness of that whole e-mail exchange. I couldn't help but imagine that conversation taking place between John Cleese and Graham Chapman.

At any rate, perhaps a sabbatical from the opposite sex is in order. I've taken one myself. It could be a result of my moral and social repugnance, but I'm claiming it's a sabbatical.

Oh, and pretend Kulturklub isn't here. He hasn't yet learned how to associate with the grown-ups.
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 05:48 AM       
Sspad, last i saw you (2001) I thought you had a fiancee?

Sorry if I'm a jerk for asking that ;<
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 07:24 AM       
ha ha sspad, I can see why you'd say that. Thing is he spoke like that, even used words like 'peripatetic' in texts. I seemed to have picked it up to, the best way to communicate with him. I email differently to my friends, only like that for work.
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 09:57 AM       
'peripatetic' in a text?? ha, fucking pretentious cunt. Go on, show him this thread.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 06:23 PM       
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Thing is he spoke like that, even used words like 'peripatetic' in texts.
What a dumb thing for him to say. You're not missing your legs.
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 11:02 PM       
Lordy Bod. It gets worse as you sit back and reflect on all the stuff. I Imagine it's like all of us that hit that point and say to ourselves "wtf??" All of that crap that the ex would say and only now you can review it with objective eyes. We have all been there before. Well those of us that aren't living vivariously through the net.

It hits like a "What the hell was I thinking??" way.

Just don't beat yourself up over it. Your not alone.
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Old Feb 27th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
God knows what I was thinking. Obviously this guy did have good points or I wouldn't have sent my time with him. But I chose to ignore all the bad ones until it was too late because I am an idiot!

Anyway, angry that I am, I mean him no harm. Spent the weekend with my pyshologist mates who see that at his age, that guy is stuck for life with problems far worse than a spot of depression. So we're sending him a whole load of literature on OCDs and Emotional Detatchment Disorders, I'm sure he'll appreciate it!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:31 PM       
Well we aren't all like that so don't be disilliusioned for long.
Anyway isn't self-sex better than using some girl anyway? All the money and effort, etc.
I love how my gf cooks for me, because food is good. Certainly better than sex.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 10:22 AM       
Ha ha ha!!!

Whilst I was on holiday a 3 page hand written letter arrived from the very same prick.

Seems he's thought of me everyday and had a list of excuses for his shitty email. He said I didn't deserve the shit he gave me and that he didn't mean to be, but was pre-occupied with job hunting.

So, he says he's been checking out online my running results for races I have done and the Edinburgh Marathon. He's been checking out my MySpace too and seen that I'm in a relationship but wants to be friends again. He saw a horse riding place in Scotland he thought I would like and maybe he could take me there to say sorry? (I'm sure my bf wouldn't mind me going on holiday with an ex!!)

Oh and I must visit him at his new house in Brigton - a mere couple of hundred miles away.

I threw the letter in the bin with a great feeling of smugness and knowledge that I was right, he is a complete loon.
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