I can't get laid and women hate me, so do men so I can't be gay. Whenever I turn to animals they run. I need advice. : (: ( . My existence is sad and Pitiful. I expect serious advice. Seriously. Serious only.
Quit trying so hard and just sit back and watch how disaster will unfold itself to you!
When you're looking for it, you never find it, but (as sure as "Amen" is said in a church) so is the probablity of you getting laid when you don't want it anymore!