AT LEAST I DONT CRY ABOUT IT AND MAKE THREADS ABOUT NON ACCEPTANCE AND THEN EAT THREE BOWLS OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING W/O A SPOON
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?