May 12th, 2004, 12:48 AM
"Go bother someone else with your retarded impotence jokes."
Ha, you're so blind and stupid it makes me sick. What would you being impotent have to do with giving a woman an orgasm, you fucking useless tool? Seriously, fuck, whatever, you may actually be impotent, but that doesn't mean shit all in terms of whether or not you're pleasing the your partner. All being impotent would mean is that you can't experience sexual pleasure in the conventional sense, so, of course, you're weak, little, conventional mind would immediately jump to the conclusion that some how your inability to pleasure a woman properly has something to do with your own penis! Hilarious, and, in fact, to paraphrase you, 'depressing.' Next time you're lucky enough to trick another woman into allowing herself to be brutalized by your Mongoloid (yes, I mean of the Gangis Kahn variety) sexual habits, try this: first, foreplay. Yes, I know this sounds like work, but she may actually begin to produce natural lubricant, instead of you being forced to spring for an extra tub of Crisco. Next, once all the clothes are removed, etc. and she seems fairly amped up, use your fingers for a bit. In fact, sometimes it's nice to start the whole thing off with an orgasm for her purely from your fingers. Switching it up and going down on her is also very fun, and unless you're a huge fag (which I'm pretty sure you are), this should also act to get you very excited. Once this has a) hit a boiling point or b) she is in the throws of, for lack of a better, less-cliche term, sexual ecstasy and needs your cock, then you should move on to that part of the event. I understand you're impotent, so, purely for fun, use your fingers and tongue to make her cum. So, because you are so stupid, not only did I have to clarify my use of the English language, but I also had to teach you how to have hot, meaningful sex. Because, guess what, sex will be more meaningful if she actually wants more.