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Old Feb 14th, 2005, 11:27 PM       
I wish the shows were as good as these Wrestlemania commercials are. The Basic Instinct spoof was fucking golden.
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Old Feb 15th, 2005, 11:07 AM       
Indeed. Christian makes the commercial though.

On Raw:

"JBL" attacks Batista by trying to run over him with a limo, but HHH (now equipped with handlebar mustache) resues him. Again this is just a plot so HHH doesn't fight Batista. Next week Batista will choose if he'll stay on Raw or go to Smackdown. My prediction he'll choose BOTH!

Also, they added Rowdy Roddy Piper as an inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony the night before Wrestlemania. Here's the last of 2005 inductees:

"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
The Iron Shiek
Nikolai Volkoff
"Cowboy" Bob Orton Jr.
"The Mouth From the South" Jimmy Hart
Rowdy Roddy Piper

They probably will add one or two more people to the list. My best bet is they'll add Bret Hart.
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Old Feb 15th, 2005, 11:42 AM       
Here's something creepy.

http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncomm...aunbr=57980277

Someone paid that much for tights?





I'd wear them as a hat :X
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 02:12 PM       
How would choosing both work?
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 02:34 PM       
His muscles are TOO BIG for just one show!
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 01:08 PM       
Huzzah! Smackdown didn't suck!

Stupid bitches interuppeted the Crusierweight match.

Cena is in the finals

Pulp Fiction commercial for WM 21 featuring Booker T and Eddie Guerreo. :D

BATISTA INVADES! He breaks all the windows of JBL's limo, leaves in his car, then comes back to destroy JBL's faction.


Oh, plus there's a pay per view this sunday but no one gives a rat's ass. At least Batista will be there. :o

Monday: Batista CHOOSES: Raw or Smackdown?
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
I hope he chooses Raw. I think Batista vs. HHH in the main event with Batista completely demolishing HHH until Orton interferes re-aligning himself with Evolution is the way to go.

And I don't know who should beat JBL yet, but someone has to.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 11:49 PM       
No Way Out

Eddie and Rey are new tag champs
Booket T won
Chavo new Crusierweight champ
Undertaker won
Cena won
JBL won
I don't care
I'm going to bed.
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Old Feb 21st, 2005, 12:33 AM       
What a shitty ppv
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 12:38 AM       
BIG DAVE!!!!!


That just made me very damn happy.

So now it's Batista vs. HHH, and JBL vs. Cena

I'm guessing that they might have Chris Masters vs. Flair, or that Master will be part of Evolution.

Tonight's show fucking rocked. :D
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 12:57 AM       
NO! BAD!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 01:16 AM       
Whoa, I'm going to go read results now.
JBL/Cena doesnt excite me, though.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 01:35 AM       
I was pissed there was no Benoit/Hasan match. I actually really wanted to see that.

I realized tonight during the HBK/Orton vs. Brood match how played out the whole FINISHER OUT OF NOWHERE thing is. Where one guy goes for his finisher, the other guy blocks it, but then always does something really retarded and gets the move anyway a few seconds later. It's always bugged me before, but this night especially.
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I was pissed there was no Benoit/Hasan match. I actually really wanted to see that.

I realized tonight during the HBK/Orton vs. Brood match how played out the whole FINISHER OUT OF NOWHERE thing is. Where one guy goes for his finisher, the other guy blocks it, but then always does something really retarded and gets the move anyway a few seconds later. It's always bugged me before, but this night especially.
That's how every Orton match ends. They really should just get him off TV for a few months so he can bone up on how to wrestle, and how not to look like a total douchebag.

Tonight's show sucked. Trish beats Molly Holly and Victoria (the only two other female WRESTLERS on the roster) to have a feud with... Christy. And the other dumb Diva Search Loser overreacting to Trish's slap was annoying as all fuck. You know what else is annoying? Christy's whole basis for getting under Trish's skin calling her a slut (speaking of which, why did they totally stop ignoring Trish's relationship with Christian? No explanation on why they're not together anymore, just stopped telling the story). That's worse than when Lita would sit there and listen to Trish insult her about her stupidity of marrying Kane and having his baby, but Lita wouldn't fucking get mad until Trish called her fat. At least Trish had some logical comments that would have legitimately pissed Lita off. But Christy's like "You give blowjobs lol." Buh.

Remember what Victoria had a character? Remember when it was a FUN character? Fuck this booty-shaking and stupid ass song. Her and Molly need something worthwhile to do. Not fucking job to Trish so she can have Christy do something crazy like try and earn that quarter-million she won. It's really fucking sad that all these diva search airheads are given more TV time and more integral roles in the shows, while Molly and Victoria, who can fucking wrestle and be entertaining, are even lucky if they get to show up on Heat that week. PLUS, it looks like we're gonna have Trish vs Christy as Wrestlemania, if this stupid feud doesn't die out soon. And GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IF I SEE THAT RED HEADED SPASTIC CUNT ON WRESTLEMANIA I WILL PERSONALLY SET HER ON FIRE AND INJECT HER ASHES INTO VINCE MCMAHON'S PISSHOLE.

Someone should murder Gail Kim, so I can say "Gail Kim is spinning in her grave right now."

Masters has a good entrance, but he looks like Randy Orton with more muscles. And he sucks. Why did they fucking feed Stevie to him? Stevie should be all over the fucking show every fucking week being TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME BECAUSE HE IS!

That other Diva Search Loser who carries around a microphone and pretends she can speak like a human being needs to fucking go away, too. WHY these girls are supposed to be taken serious, and aren't the butt of every fucking joke, I'll never know. I'd love it if everyone on the fucking roster called them on their stupidity and uselessness.

"Hey... SHAWN MICHEALS! How did you feel about THAT match just now?"

"Well, Maria, I'd tell you, but it's obvious your grasp on the English language isn't strong enough to comprehend the words coming out of my mouth."

*Maria stares blankly into space and smiles, not aware she's just been insulted. Shawn decapitates her in the name of Jesus*



OH HEY IT TURNED OUT TRIPLE H WAS BEHIND ALL THE SMACKDOWN PROMOS AND THE LIMO WHAT A HUGE FUCKING SHOCK! I HATE how everything is spelled out for everyone. If you didn't know Triple H was behind it, trying to avoid having to face Batista, then you shouldn't be watching wrestling. Go watch NASCAR, and allow my wrestling show to maintain some sense of intelligence, please.

Speaking of intelligence, the racist idiots who tell Hassan to "go home" need to go eat some bullets. He was born in the USA. Telling him to go home and chanting USA MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU TARDS. I also HATE that the WWE plays him as a heel. He has no fucking reason to be. EVERYTHING he's said so far has been truthful. Noooooo, but we shouldn't listen to the evil Arab. His skin is brown and he doesn't show blind loyalty to a country that has been shitting on him for the past 3 years. Remember folks: If you have even the SLIGHTEST problem with this country, you need to leave. Because the USA has no flaws whatsoever, and if you say otherwise you are a terrorist.

Hassan's character is an asshole though, and because of that, he is a heel. But if he WASN'T an asshole, it'd just be even more ridiculous to have all these fans booing him. It's the same song and dance they've been doing since the Iron Sheik. It'd have been really, REALLY fucking amazing, if they had made Hassan a face, and the heels were the racist assholes who told him to "go home" and shit like that. This whole thing is vaguely similar when Chris Nowinski had to match wits with Scott Steiner (of all fucking people), and everything Nowinski was saying was ABSOLUTELY VALID, but it was a HEEL'S opinion because it wasn't the standard blind following of the USA's actions with brown noses and big smiles. Get your fucking right-winged politics out of my wrestling show, please. Or at least show me more intelligence when you do it.

While it's no surprise that Batista chose Raw, they at least handled it fairly well the past couple nights, making it look like he'd have a reason to go to Smackdown.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 11:07 AM       
Yeah, and most of what Hassan is saying is valid. But I think what the WWE is trying to do is say that he just came in and played the race card immediately before even his first match, which is kinda what he was meant to do anyway. There's no other way to explain the manager. I haven't seen a face with a male manager in a while, come to think of it. Maybe I have. Maybe I'm retarded.

His whole character from the beginning was supposed to play the card, though, and I think the fans are just eating into it.

Again, a real match between him and Benoit would've been incredible. If it's on Wrestlemania, I'm probably getting it.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 02:32 PM       
I haven't been watching wrestling, just reading the results...so I've missed all of the Hassan angle...but I wish I wouldn't of.
Is he a bad ass wrestler or something? Why does everyone want to see Benoit fight him at Wrestlemania?
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I haven't been watching wrestling, just reading the results...so I've missed all of the Hassan angle...but I wish I wouldn't of.
Is he a bad ass wrestler or something? Why does everyone want to see Benoit fight him at Wrestlemania?
Because Hassan is an "anti-American" Arab-American, which means it'd make perfect sense for Benoit - A Canadian - to feud with him.

Hassan is also not a very good wreslter. Better than some, but not many. I'm pretty sure he can out-wrestle Christy, but I'm not sure.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 04:44 PM       
So it looks like Benoit and Eddie, after getting the slots they deserved, are going to get some big hairy dicks in their buttholes this year, huh?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 06:39 PM       
James I agree with your review 100%

My only complaint about Hassan and Davari is that they are not on Smackdown. It's not because of show quality, it's because of Davari. He'd make a kick-ass crusierweight, and would give much better attention to a good title. Especially what he uses as his finisher: The Flying Carpet Splash



Other stuff about him is at http://www.shawndaivari.com/

Christy 50% sucks right now because the other 50% has't been shown. They my have her training to do some wrestling (which will obviously happen at WM 21, sadly) and if they match is horrid, she'll completly suck.

I marked out really hard during Batista choosing the Raw contract. I knew it would happen, but there's that fine factor he would go to SD, and it fit perfectly. We all know that HHH was behind it all, the only question was who drove the limo, and it'll probably just some driver HHH paid. What made that moment was Batista smiling while he was hiding. From the first night after the JBL footage, Batista had that look like he knew HHH was doing, so he just played along.
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Christy 50% sucks right now because the other 50% has't been shown. They my have her training to do some wrestling (which will obviously happen at WM 21, sadly) and if they match is horrid, she'll completly suck.
They're not training her. They may be giving her some pointers on how to fake a punch, but she's not getting ring training.

You know who is? Michelle McCool. She may still be a Diva Search Loser, but she's showing a BIT of worth by, you know.... actually trying to be a wrestler on a wrestling show.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2005, 12:39 AM       
I wanted to fuck Jazz so bad and hard
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 04:39 PM       
Raw was pretty good this week. Not only were the matches okay but the announcements stole the show.

At WM 21, Rowdy Roddy Piper will return withhis famus Piper's Pit segment. His gues at WM 21 will be Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Hulk Hogan was added as an inductee for the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2005.

Chris Jericho announced that he's seting up an invitational six-man ladder match for WM 21.

Kurt Angle accepted the challenge for HBK vs. Angle ay WM 21.

Also, they shows signs of Orton vs. The Undertaker or WM as well.

NEXT WEEK: Batista vs. Ric Flair. I relally don't know how this will go since it's going to be held in North Carolina, and that's Flair County. :o
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 05:42 PM       
Wow, I missed some of that. Thankfully I caught the Street Fight, which I really liked, but I didn't see the Jericho challenge. That's a smart booking move.
Is Benjamin going to join in to make it for the belt? If not, was there any implication of why they are climbing up the ladder?

Orton/Undertaker would be a smart move also. I'd be very excited about that match.
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 08:52 PM       
It'll probably be for the IC Belt. Here's my line up: Jericho, Benjiman, Christian, Edge, Matt Hardy, Hurricane (GIVE THE GUY A DAMN CHANCE! )

if that's not the case, I wouldn't minde see 3 raw stars and 3 SD stars in the match. No team fight, just a free for all.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 12:45 AM       
I'd like to see Snitsky take a large bump in that match - plus it will give it something to do, instead of sticking him in a shitty one on one match.

What are the plans for Kane? Any idea?

Dude, how sweet would a Christian, Matt Hardy, and Edge stable be?
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