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Old Jul 2nd, 2006, 12:06 AM        How is General Zod a General?
I mean, he only seems to have two soldiers, ya know, the hot misandrist, and the big dumb one.

I mean, sure he was a General back on Krypton or whatever, but they all blew up!
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Old Jul 2nd, 2006, 01:15 AM       
hes a Lance Corpral or Leutenant tops
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Old Jul 5th, 2006, 10:15 PM       
Zod likes to hang on to superfluous titles; it makes him feel superior, when in fact he's a frightened man-child crying out for attention.
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Old Jul 5th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2006, 07:05 AM        How is General Zod a General?
I think it is a dangerous move for any of you to think you can question our almighty leader. Were I to be omnipotent I would also call myself a general, or perhaps a high priest.

Nevertheless DO NOT QUESTION ZOD! rather, KNEEL!
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 12:53 AM       
ALL HAIL ZOD!
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 02:19 AM       
Zod has a baby dick
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Old Jul 10th, 2006, 10:52 PM       
Oh pray tell! You know this because...????
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 03:04 PM       
FUCK YOU ZOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FUCK DIE!

Sorry....Panic attack :/
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 09:26 PM       
Zod fought off ten thousand angry mothers, 40 polar bears and a very disagreeable baboon.
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Old Jul 24th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 05:40 AM       
Furthermore when Lex was battling my cousin Kal recently, he was using a ship that apparantly belonged to an "Admiral Zod" so maybe Zod switched service branches cause he thought the Navy was too homo-erotic.

Anyway the Niece of Jor-El will never Kneal before Zod.
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 06:29 AM       
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hes a Lance Corpral or Leutenant tops
So which one is it. Is he enlisted or is he an officer?
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 11:56 AM       
how should I know, the terms of his military service are a mystery since the planet he served for kinda had a cataclysm. Its assumed that all military records were lost.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2006, 12:25 AM       
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Zod likes to hang on to superfluous titles; it makes him feel superior, when in fact he's a frightened man-child crying out for attention.
I do agree with you on that, however, you probably should have stopped at the "makes him feel superior" part, or are you a professional shrink, cause you sound like one.
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