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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 12:46 PM        Your favorite punk musicians get interviewed by clueless media types, hilarity ensues
I have two favorites. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.


Rev. Norb (Boris the Sprinkler) on Jenny Jones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQF5KhbtDCA



Joey Ramone and his mommy on Geraldo. She was always so cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Fo1_ZV7CY




Honorable mention: GG Allin's many, many appearances. Here's one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-hR9G1ZO6Q
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 12:49 PM       
Any time GG Allin is captured on any kind of media hilarity ensues
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
Pretty much. He gave good interview.

The first I ever saw of GG Allin was a scratchy clip from one of his concerts. He crammed a banana up his ass, crapped it back out, and threw the chunks at the audience, yelling "WHO'S HUNGRY? WHO'S HUNGRY?"

*sigh* they just don't make 'em like that anymore.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
oh GG, always tuggin oh his pee pee.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 03:16 PM       
One thing that always fascinated me about GG Allin was that the missing part of his moustache would be filled perfectly by his brother's moustache.

I always wondered if that was on purpose.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 03:58 PM       
butthole Surfers are good stuff.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 03:59 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEuKiqnnOPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65uG...eature=related
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 04:01 PM       
I don't think I have ever listened to GG.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:02 PM       
there is very little he did in the studio; consequently, there's very little that doesn't sound like a total fucking mess.


My personal favorite of his:


I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you
You ain't shit to me, 'cause I'm better than you
I wanna shit on you, and rape your little sister too
I wanna piss on you, my pecker has a yearning to

I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you
Shit in your mouth, piss on you
Fill your mouth with super glue

My glands can't hold it in, I've got an Uncle Yen
Wanna pull it out again, and urinate on everyone
I wanna piss on you, my peckers got a yearning to
Gotta pull it out again, and urinate on everyone

I wanna piss on you, fill your mouth with super glue
I'll piss on you and your sister too
I wanna rape that bitch

Piss, piss, piss on everybody, yes
Piss, piss, urinate, piss 'till your face is yellow, yea
Your hair is yellow, it's dripping down your chin
It's going in your mouth again
I wanna piss on you, I hope you drowned, I hope you do

I wanna piss on you, fill your mouth with super glue
I wanna piss on your mother too
And rape your sister, she is so cool

I wanna piss on you, everyone should be pissed on
I wanna piss on you, I hate you, I wanna piss on you
I wanna shit on you, piss on you and rape you too
I wanna piss on your brother, wanna piss on your father too

I wanna piss on you, wanna piss on you, you, you
I wanna piss on you, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss on you


The audio is backing the shitty video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng9ZXypHFxM

(prime guitar sophistication!)
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
Nice choice, but everyone knows "I Kill Everything I Fuck" is his best

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I fill you up with my disease
Contaminate you with deadly needs
My loaded cock is like a gun
I'm a walking time bomb killing everyone

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

Let me be your stiff hard fuck
Cram your cunt with poisonous cock
Your hairy cunt will be my aim
Deadly penetration is my game

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday

Drenched in my fluids you'll never know
I plant the seed of death untold
Before I die, I hope I do
Kill many more, as I've killed you

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS


Some Lord Byron shit right there.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
Ah, yes, but what about his masterwork with the Texas Nazis, "Eat My Diarrhea"?

Just...
Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint
Now I gotta take a shit, get to the point
Sittin' on the toilet, my ass is a blast
Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my ass
No fuckin' paper
Hey baby lick my ass 'til your face turns blue
You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more
Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door
I'm back in the...with a cup
Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up
Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down
You're suckin' my ass and your lips are all brown
Since we've gone back to the hamburger place
I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face
I'm gonna shit in your mouth
I'm gonna shit in your face, your mouth
And I wanna shit on your mother
I'm gonna shit on you and your mother
Diarrhea
I gotta take a shit
Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it
I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit
Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you
I hope it splats in your face there too
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
I want you to suck up all of it
Lick my ass and eat it too
Cause diarrhea is good for you
Ya eat it, eat it, eat
Eat it, eat it, eat
Diarrhea
Eat my fuckin' shit
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
The Mentors on Wally George was great.
I'd say Peter Steele on Jerry and Rikki, but those were the Playgirl interviews.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:47 PM       
Lol I remember Wally George!
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
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The Mentors on Wally George was great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZvqMCWBoA
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 05:53 PM       
Wasn't their some controversy around him? Some kurt cobain shit or something like that.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 06:01 PM       
Oh god, here we go.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
Courtney Love had El Duce killed for telling a documentary who killed kurt and how he gave Courtney Allan Wrench's number for the job.
Duce was last seen arguing with Allan Wrench about the very subject, 30 minutes later Duce was found dead on train tracks.
I am convinced of foul play.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
Wally George died a few years ago
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 07:47 PM       
I thought he died 10 years ago!
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
I thought he died in like 2003.
I could have sworn I remembered the headline about it.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 07:53 PM       
HAHA!
My pothead memory isn't totally fucked!
Wally George (4 December 19317 October 2003)
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:13 PM       
What assholes, why would you want to kill that young man for any reason?

I blame god damn women.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:21 PM       
Duce's birthday was just the other day.
Tis a holy day.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:29 PM       
He should have never stuck his nose were it didn't belong. See what snitches get!
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:30 PM       
He didn't snitch.
He was a lousy drunk, but he was honest.
He answered a question honestly.

Poor Eldon.
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