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Old Nov 29th, 2009, 09:51 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 11:38 PM       
And the BCS honks breathe a collective sigh of relief as Texas barely squeaks by Nebraska, allowing the fraud that is their joke of a way to decide the champion in college football to continue uninterrupted.

Could you imagine what they would have done had Nebraska upset Texas? TCU vs. Alabama? Would that not make the sponsors shit themselves? Damn shame that won't happen and this fraud can continue
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 12:42 PM       
I was hoping for that loss. That last kick I thought it was going to right a little to much for comfort but god damn, Colt McCoy messed up throwing the ball with 1 second left.
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 10:10 PM       
The BCS selection, fraud that it is, is made.

BCS Championship: Alabama vs. Texas
Rose Bowl: OSU vs. Oregon
Sugar Bowl: Cincinnati vs. Florida
Fiesta Bowl: TCU vs. Boise State
Orange Bowl: Georgia Tech vs. Iowa

And surprise surprise, they put TCU against Boise State. Could you be any less transparent BCS selection committee? It is painfully obvious you put those 2 together so they wouldn't expose any team in the BCS conferences to humiliating non BCS defeats further proving what a fraud your whole greedy broken system is. I know you don't want to see your precious big money schools get publicly humiliated by a non-BCS school (like Boise State did to Oklahoma and Utah did to Alabama in the past), but please try to be a little subtle about it.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 12:11 PM       
I'm glad atleast Florida got their shit handed to them by Alabama. Florida is very over rater in my opinion seeing as their only 4 games the played that were non SEC conference were non AQ conference teams. Fuck Florida, oh how the mighty have fallen in a very devastating way.

I'm pure sure Florida will win against Cincinnati seeing as the Bearcats are more of an offensive team and Florida's defense should have no problem covering the deep passes.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
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Thank G**! Texas beat Nebraska!

Woot!

We won't have TCU to f*** with our "Championship" system.

Hey, I know how we can really f*** with those G** Damned Horned Frogs ... let's have them play Boise State!

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BCS - Big C***-Suckers
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4727155

Interesting turn of phrase here:

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Typically, we do not comment on inquires that are in progress.
Since when did an NCAA investigation become a "typical" occurrence? Apparently since Lane Kiffin became the coach - 6 secondary NCAA violations in the past year.

I'm wondering what "amenities" these "hostesses" provided to the "student" athletes.
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
I'm so excited that Minnesota gets to play in the Insight Bowl for the 3rd time in 4 seasons! Playing Iowa State gets me all hot and bothered!

PS Fuck the Alamo Bowl, who chose Michigan State over Minnesota even though we won the head to head and Michigan State just suspended 8 players.
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Old Dec 19th, 2009, 10:59 PM       
And in the "does anyone care" department, Villanova beats Montana 23-21 to win the FCS, formerly known as the 1AA championship, but since it's a REAL championship, the NCAA thought that was undermining the BCS, so they gave it a similar acronym.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 01:19 AM       
I care, because I think they do it in tourney format. Therefore they are right, and FAR more legit than the BCS. Speaking of that, I have some news I heard that I will post in a bit after I research it further
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 01:26 AM       
Found it.

In a moment of government that invokes mixed feelings in me (I am pro small government after all, but I hate the BCS enough to not care about their rights) it appears Congress will vote on a bill possibly designed to force a playoff system in college football.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_381514.html

Edit: also the New Mexico Bowl was today and was surprisingly entertaining.
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 07:29 PM       
Pentegarn, we're watching the OSU vs Oregon game together. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
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PS Fuck the Alamo Bowl, who chose Michigan State over Minnesota even though we won the head to head and Michigan State just suspended 8 players.
I agree 100% that we don't deserve it.
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 10:34 PM       
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Pentegarn, we're watching the OSU vs Oregon game together. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
OK. Just PM me the particulars
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Old Dec 21st, 2009, 09:27 PM       
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I care, because I think they do it in tourney format. Therefore they are right, and FAR more legit than the BCS.
Yes. It's the same way in Division II and Division III (the Amos Alonzo Stagg Bowl) where teams actually play several seeded playoff games tournament style culminating in the championship.

What a concept.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:02 AM       

Dec.19 New Mexico Albuquerque ESPN 3:30PM Wyoming 35-Fresno State 28
Dec.19 St. Petersburg St. Petersburg ESPN 7:00PM Rutgers 45-UCF 24
Dec.20 New Orleans New Orleans ESPN 7:30PM MidTenn 42-USM 32
Dec.22 Las Vegas Las Vegas ESPN 7:00PM Oregon State 20-BYU 44
Dec.23 Poinsettia San Diego ESPN 7:00PM Utah vs. California
Dec.24 Hawaii Honolulu ESPN 7:00PM Nevada vs. SMU
Dec.26 Little Caesars Detroit ESPN Noon Ohio vs. Marshall
Dec.26 Meineke Charlotte ESPN 3:30 PM North Carolina vs. Pitt
Dec.26 Emerald San Francisco ESPN 7:00PM Boston College vs. USC
Dec.27 Music City Nashville ESPN 7:30PM Kentucky vs. Clemson
Dec.28 Independence Shreveport ESPN 4:00PM Texas A&M vs. Georgia
Dec.29 EagleBank Washington DC ESPN 3:30PM UCLA vs. Temple
Dec.29 Champs Sports Orlando ESPN 7:00PM Miami vs. Wisconsin
Dec.30 Humanitarian Boise ESPN 3:30PM Idaho vs. Bowling Green
Dec.30 Holiday San Diego ESPN 7:00PM Arizona vs. Nebraska
Dec.31 Armed Forces Ft. Worth ESPN 11:00AM Air Force vs. Houston
Dec.31 Sun El Paso CBS 1:00PM Stanford vs. Oklahoma
Dec.31 Texas Houston ESPN 2:30PM Missouri vs. Navy
Dec.31 Insight Tempe NFL 5:00PM Minnesota vs. Iowa State
Dec.31 Chick-fil-a Atlanta ESPN 6:30PM Tennessee vs. Virginia Tech
Jan.1 Outback Tampa ESPN 10:00AM Northwestern vs. Auburn
Jan.1 Capital One Orlando ABC Noon Penn State vs. LSU
Jan.1 Gator Jacksonville CBS Noon Florida State vs. West Virginia
Jan.1 Rose Pasadena ABC 3:30PM Oregon vs. Ohio State
Jan.1 Sugar New Orleans FOX 7:30PM Florida vs. Cincinnati
Jan.2 International Toronto ESPN2 11:00AM South Florida vs. N. Illinois
Jan.2 Papa Johns Birmingham ESPN 1:00PM UConn vs. South Carolina
Jan.2 Cotton Dallas FOX 1:00PM OK State vs. Ole Miss
Jan.2 Liberty Memphis ESPN 4:30PM East Carolina vs. Arkansas
Jan.2 Alamo San Antonio ESPN 8:00PM Michigan State vs. Texas Tech
Jan.4 Fiesta Glendale FOX 7:00PM TCU vs. Boise State
Jan.5 Orange Miami FOX 7:00PM Georgia Tech vs. Iowa
Jan.6 GMAC Mobile ESPN 6:00PM C. Michigan vs. Troy
Jan.7 BCS Title Game Pasadena ABC 7:00PM Alabam vs. Texas


BCS schedule if anyone wanted to know it.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:12 PM       
This is almost 2 months old and 13 mins long, but it's 100% worth the listen.

Some Michigan radio guys go absolutely insane over the poor state of college football teams in Michigan. There are some great one liners in here.

http://tindeck.com/listen/kzkc
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:09 PM       
I wish I could find the MSU rant from a few years ago where the radio host shouts himself hoarse yelling "Make plays! Make plays! Make plays!"

That was a good piece of radio.

In regards to your link, yakety sax makes everything better. You could be announcing that you got fired, cheated on, and your dog died, the minute yakety sax starts playing, it's all good!
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