And the latest in the Philadelphia soap opera .... Shawn Andrews, placed on IR.
He tweeted that he was "grateful to 'Big Red' for 'believing in me' and that he thought of him as the 'father figure [he] never had' and 'I love you, man'".
The only reason he's happy is that he doesn't have to play football, and that he doesn't have to come up with any lame-ass excuses for the rest of the season. Dick.
Go back to making nonsensical rap videos, Shawn.