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Old Jun 18th, 2010, 10:03 PM       
I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF BAKERS

i can't believe that lady wanted to give her baby half a shot of whiskey
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Old Jun 19th, 2010, 09:10 AM       
I know in the good old days parents use to dip their thumb in brandy or whiskey and then let the baby suck on their thumb until they went to sleep/stopped crying/be a man.
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Old Jun 19th, 2010, 09:12 AM       
Whatever happened to throwing your baby into the garbage disposal and making another one that doesn't cry as much? Parents these days are too afraid to call a do-over.
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Old Jun 19th, 2010, 10:39 AM       
Johny Law is all over that.
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Old Jun 19th, 2010, 07:24 PM       
Fucking fascists.
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Old Jun 19th, 2010, 07:32 PM       
Damn Italians
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 01:40 AM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 05:34 AM       
the wee breads thread
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 10:04 AM       
Happy fathers day
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 11:09 AM       
Happy Father's Day....
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 12:49 PM       
HAPPY SUCKER DAY!
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 03:10 PM       
I need to show you a picture of our parking space at the zoo yesterday, tadao. Shit was first row in front of the gate.
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 07:57 PM       
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Since when does the 7-year old girl control the remote?
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 01:21 AM       
DAMMIT. I HAVE THE DRUMMER FROM WHOLE WHEAT BREAD GIVING ME AN AIRHORN SHOUTOUT AND THE VIDEO WON'T COPY TO MY PC FROM MY PHONE.
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Old Jul 1st, 2010, 12:46 AM       
Does having robotic offspring count?
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Old Jul 1st, 2010, 02:30 AM       
no, unless it came out of your reproductive organs
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Old Jul 1st, 2010, 05:42 AM       
Now that would be something to see.

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Thanks for bringing this up, Wiffy.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 12:59 PM       


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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 01:59 PM       
so 10k was having a baby but then they lost the baby but then they found it again? what?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 02:00 PM       
It was made up by his ex to fuck with him and maybe steal more money.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 02:08 PM       
someone should tell him that cause he's picking out onesies :s
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 02:23 PM       
He IS having a real baby with a presumably non-crazy girl.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 04:29 PM       
ohh that's much better! congratulations 10k!
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 04:45 PM       
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