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Old Nov 8th, 2008, 03:14 AM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
DWP? I don't have a dedication

BUT SUCK AND CHOKE ON IT
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
Thank you, Tadao. This one is for you:
"Turning Japanese" by The Vapors

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
I'm turning in I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up I'm turning down
I'm turning in I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone Ranger
Everyone...

That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so


To Publover:

Wax Ecstatic by Sponge
When things just aren't going your way

Like a problem hair you pluck or shave

But shaving got to be a bore

And you deserve so much more

And you happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina it'll fix your hunchback

Angelina it'll help your time pass

Angelina here's the forecast

Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life is nothing less than tragic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life has lost all it's magic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life can't promise the fantastic

It's Wax Ecstatic

Thow all your troubles away

You'll have nothing left that you want to save

With this circus you'll need nothing more

And all your troubles walk out the door

And it's all just a phone call away

Angelina it'll fix your hunchback

Angelina it'll help your time pass

Angelina here's the forecast

Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life is nothing less than tragic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life has lost all it's magic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life can't promise the fantastic

It's Wax Ecstatic
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
To all the crazy bitches here :

I saw her, yeah I saw her with her black tongue tied
Round the roses
Fist pounding on a vending machine
Toy diamond ring stuck on her finger
With a noose she can hang from the sun
And put it out with her dark sunglasses
Walking crooked down the beach
She spits on the sand where their bones are bleaching
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
She doesn't even know what's wrong
And I know I'm gonna make her die
Take her where her soul belongs
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
Nothing that I wouldn't try

Hey, My cyanide girl
Hey, My cyanide girl

I saw her, yeah I saw her with her hands tied back
And her rags were burning
Crawling out from a landfilled life
Scrawling her name upon the ceiling
Throw a coin in a fountain of dust
White noise, her ears are ringing
Got a ticket for a midnight hanging
Throw a bullet from a freight train leaving
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
She doesn't even know what's wrong
And I know I'm gonna make her die
Take her where her soul belongs
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
Nothing that I would not try

Hey, My cyanide girl
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 04:37 PM       
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UNVISIBLE ZEDD

Little lady, alone in her house
She is preparing for a-bed
Little does she know
Little does she know
She is in the house with Unvisible Zedd
Little does she know
Little does she know
She is in the house with Unvisible Zedd

Little lady, in her kitchen
She's bending over, over frying pan
Little does she know, while she is bending over
She is strip teasing for unvisible man
Little does she know, while she's bending over
She is strip teasing for unvisible man

Lady, lady, alone in her bedroom
She's watching program on Klu Klux Klan
Little does she know, while she is yawning
She's orally pleasing the unvisible man
Little does she know, while she is yawning
She's orally pleasing the unvisible man

Little lady, in her tub
She's nearly honoring in her world
Little does she know
Little does she know
Inside of her there is invisible sperm
Little does she know
Little does she know
Inside of her there is invisible sperm

Lady, lady alone in her house
She's tied down and let us see
Little does she know
Little does she know
She's giving a-birth to new Unvisible Zedd
Little does she know
Little does she know
She's giving a-birth to new Unvisible Zedd

Little does she know
Little does she know...

Little does she know
Little does she know
She is in love with Unvisible Zedd

Little does she know
Little does she know...

Little does she know
Little does she know...

Little lady
Lady lady
Lady lady
Lady lady
Lady lady
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 10:44 PM       
To everyone here and their sense of humor: MacArthur's Park

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
(break)
There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one
I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why
(break)
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
Macarthurs Park rocks.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:13 AM       
To Everyone:

Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers

By Flanders and Swann

Ma's out, Pa's out, Let's talk rude!
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Dance round the garden in the nude,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Let's write rude words all down our street,
Stick out our tongues at the people we meet,
Let's have an intellectual treat for
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

Sunday again on CBC,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
And Norman Mailer's coming to tea,
Pee Po Belly Bum Pants!
Alan Ginsberg reads on and on,
But we're having a happening when he's gone,
Come to the party in the John,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

willy willy willy willy, willy willly willy willy
bum bum
willy willy willy willy, willy willly willy willy
bum bum

On stage and screen we all work hard,
Throwing toilet rolls in our own backyard,
Who's afraid of the avant-garde?
Pee Po Belly Bum, Pee Po Belly Bum, Pee Po Belly
Bum Drawers.

What gets prizes and wins awards?
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
What did prince Phillip tell the Lords?
Well, never mind that.
At Oxford and Cambridge, and Yale and all,
At Berkely, they really have a ball,
'cos the higher the brow, the harder they fall,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E9UYJ5xGYk

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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
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Macarthurs Park rocks.
Indeed it does, but it's also pretty funny. I can't help but think of it whenever I see Dumbledore in Sorceror's Stone or Chamber of Secrets.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 10:30 AM       
To Kitsa
Ramones-Pinhead

Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us
Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a
nurse that I could go for
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a
nurse that I could go for

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a
nurse that I could go for
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a
nurse that I could go for

D-U-M-B
Everyone's accusing me

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a
nurse that I could go for
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a
nurse that I could go for


GABBA GABBA HEY!
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 08:51 AM       
<3

Dee Dee said he hated that song because the guy who played the Pinhead was heavy and his dancing would knock the mic against Dee Dee's teeth. Said it had chipped a tooth or two.
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 04:31 AM       
To the drunks:

I sit alone
I drink alone
I was born alone
I'll die alone
I dream alone
I heal alone
I exist alone
And maybe now that's a lot of alone to put up with

But I like drinking on a monday mornin'
Tuesday, wednesday, thursday too
Friday, saturday, sunday mornin'
Monday morning start anew

Well I been mistreated so my damaged self image
Is what I learned when I believed that what was said was true
Try harder, ya punk, you're an idle underachiever
Maybe so but I'll spite you now I've somethin' to prove
I've taken every behavior and identity on
Because I surely learned to be ashamed of my own
But aggression's not conflict resolution
Even though family, government, society and wrestling tell ya so

Well there's life outside school and your parents garden
So let go of how you learned your defences that way
It's probably you who's being selfish
No one has to stay with you when that's what you say
You take your anxieties out on other people
When you feel their behavior isn't true to you
And chemically on yourself when your damaged self image
Adheres to macgowan's philosophy and other men's truths

Learning to let go of ideals and other people should be a virtue
Instead of torturing other for life
Never learning, never open, 'cause you've all these conclusions
Just 'cause it didn't work for your parents
No need to force it to work with your wife
Well no one can make me happy or see my side
Cause the anxiety's internal that makes us sad
So reassess addiction to chemicals and chronic wankin'
Well if that's what makes me happy then I've always been sad
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 09:28 PM       
To Kitsa :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2Qd...ext=1&index=20

Shes writing, shes writing,
Shes writing a novel.
Shes writing, shes weaving,
Conceiving a plot.
It quickens, it thickens.
You cant put it down now.
It takes you, it shakes you,
It makes you lose your thought.

But youre caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Writing your own headlines.
Ignoring your own deadlines.
But now youve gotta write them all again.

You think shes an open book,
But you dont know which page to turn to, do you?
You think shes an open book,
But you dont know which page to turn to, do you?
Do you? do you?

You want her, confront her.
Just open your window.
Unbolt it, unlock it,
Unfasten your latch.
You want it, confront it.
Just open your window.
All you really have to do is ask.

But youre caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Timing your contractions.
Inventing small contraptions
That roll across your polished hardwood floors.

You think shes an open book,
But you dont know which page to turn to, do you?
You think shes an open book,
But you dont know which page to turn to, do you?
Do you? do you?

You think shes an open book,
But you dont know which page to turn to, do you?
Do you? do you? do you?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 09:37 PM       
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKH3XqQgZAM

"What's your name?"
"Secret, what's yours?"
"You dig masochism at all?"
"Huh?"
"Do you dig getting beaten?"
"I never tried that!"
"What goes for ten dollars?"
"Well, whaddya want for ten dollars?"
"I want something different, I want something special."
"Ah no honey, not for ten bucks."
"How 'bout your friend?"
"Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, yeah."
"Hello!"
"Hi big boy."
"What's your name?"
"Secret. What's yours?"
We've got instant action, deep satisfaction
An experience you'll always remember.
We've got instant action, with all the passion
from January to December.
"Well, I'm looking for something unusual, something..."
"Oh? Like maybe like these?"
"Let me see that again honey."
"I'm sorry, you've already got your free sample, how much do you want it,
huh?"
"That's very nice."
"Next time you've gotta pay for it buddy."
"How much would that cost?"
"Look, I'll make it cheap. I'll make it... twenty?"
"Well, what do you want for ten dollars?"
"What's your name?"
"'Secret', what's yours?"
Instant action
We got instant action
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 09:42 PM       
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh5v_GizaY

Lyrics are iffy :P
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 09:48 PM       
To Kahl : Dead Milkmen - City of Mud

Built ourselves a city
And we made it out of mud
We dried it off this morning
Out there in the desert sun
And we never do no working
Just sit and watch TV
Well, I finally found a city
Full of people just like me

Well we're gonna drag Bruce Springsteen
By his axe through our streets
By the time we're done The Boss
Will look like a side of beef
We've got plans for other wankers
Who might come through our town
Y'know we're going to rid the world
Of those Top-40 clowns
Then we're going to buy some bombs
Just like the big boys have
So don't call us losers
Or you might just make us mad!

Built ourselves a city
And we propped it up with wood
We were drunk when we made it
Hell! We did the best we could
And still we don't do no working
Just sit and watch TV
Well, I finally found a city
Full of people just like me

Someone tried to build a health spa
But we quickly burned it down
'Cause we don't want any healthy people
Ruining our town
Y'know, we used to have a K-Mart
We burnt that sucker too
'Cause they wouldn't let you in
Without a shirt or shoes
And we never paved the roads
We just bought VCR's
When you got good movies
Hell, you don't need any cars

Built ourselves a city
And we call it WiseGuyVille
And we made a few mistakes
Like putting children on the pill
And we never do no working
'Cause we got cable TV
Hell, I finally found a city
Full of people just like me

Someday we'll have a new land
From sea to shining sea
Someday we'll have a country
Full of people just like
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 10:19 PM       
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCoAAPLsFiI

Okay, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
How long did it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
Get into the groove get out of my way
I came here to drink not to get laid
So why don't you just go on home
If you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

You'll dance to anything...
You'll dance to anything...

Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
Cause you're just another born bisexual
("I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party")
Blow it out your hair cause you work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within
Know what you are? You're a bunch of ...
Artfags! Artfags!
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!

You'll dance to anything by the Communards
You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
You'll dance to anything by De-peche Mode
You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over
here with their big hairdos bent on taking OUR money instead of giving
your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!
You'll dance to anythIng
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 10:45 PM       
To Devilwearsprada:

Foxy Shazam - Ghost Animals

There I was face to face with a grizzly bear
In my motel room, I've almost died before
I'd gladly do it again, I just can't be beat
They took my arms and threw them over there
And they took my legs and threw them over there
Pop your booty till you get some heat and friction
Make some history that nobody be forgettin'
It's life or death, you gotta make those consequences
Ghost animals
When I think my time is up I come back around
I died last night, but I'm here today
Can you explain that my friend?
Yes I can, it means that you are a ghost my friend
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 04:06 AM       
To Asila :

My, my, my, were treating each other just like strangers
I can ignore the significance of these changes
But you cant treat it lightly, and youll have to face the consequences
All my worst fears are grounded
You have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and me (no, no, no).

By this time I got to looking for a kind of substitute
I cant tell you who I found, except that it rhymes with dissolute
But my babys so lazy, she is almost unable, and its driving me crazy
And her lovings just a fable that we try, with passion, to recall

Send for an ambulance or an accident investigator
Hes breathing like a furnace
So Ill see you later, alligator
Hell set the sheets on fire
Mmm, quite a burning lover
Now hell barbeque your kitten
He is just another learner lover
You have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and me.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 04:50 AM       
To Geggy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t87IEB4myX8

Oh cheeky cheeky
Oh naughty sneaky
You're so perceptive
And I wonder how you knew.

But dead finks don't walk too well
A bad sense of direction
And so they stumble round in threes
Such a strange collection.

Oh, you headless chicken
Can those poor teeth take so much kicking?
You're always so charming
As you make your way up here.

And dead finks don't dress too well
No discrimination
To be a zombie all the time
Requires such dedication.

"Oh please sir, will you let it go by,
'Cos I failed both tests with my legs both tied
In my place the stuff is all there
I've been ever so sad for a very long time.

My my, they wanted the works:
Can you this? and that? I never got a letter back
More fool me, bless my soul
More fool me, bless my soul."

Oh perfect masters
They thrive on disasters
They all look so harmless
Till they find their way up here.

But dead finks don't talk too well
They've got a shaky sense of diction
It's not so much a living hell
It's just a dying fiction.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 04:55 AM       
To my old buddy whom I lived with in our party house : I miss you buddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_aw2NEeueQ

People come and go and forget to close the door
And they leave their stains and cigarette butts trampled on the floor
And when they do, remember me, remember me.
Some of them are old, some of them are new
Some of them will turn up when you least expect them to
And when they do, remember me, remember me.
Lucy you're my girl, Lucy you're a star
Lucy please be still and put your madness in a jar
But do beware, it will follow you, it will follow you.
Some of them are old but it would help if you could smile
To earn a crooked sixpence you'll walk many crooked miles
And as you do, remember me, remember me.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 03:23 PM       
To all of I-mockery and to the New Year:

Auld Lang Syne

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old times since ?
CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne. And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
And surely I’ll buy mine !
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
CHORUS We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.
CHORUS We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.
CHORUS And there’s a hand my trusty friend !
And give us a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne.
CHORUS
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 10:21 PM       
To Tadao:

because I have a feeling you still haven't picked up Voodoo Glow Skulls - Addicion, tradicion, revolucion.

"Come with Uncle and hear all proper,
Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones.
You are invited."

Out of my system, onto your streets.
We're bringin' a dose of reality.

Lower the chaos, set it free,
Isn't it the way it's supposed to be?
Many try to label me,
But there's no possibility.

Got to turn it up,
And we'll bring it down.
Got to turn it up.

Noise pollution is all I see,
Infected airwaves, they plague me.
Mass hysteria, no mass history.
What do we get? No quality.

Blast the system. (Ghettoblaster!)
Blast the system. (Ghettoblaster!)
Blast the system. (Ghettoblaster!)
Blast the system. (Ghettoblaster!)

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Buying and selling musical commodities.
Give them enough rope and they'd hang me.
Under the radar from your reality,
This one's for the people keeping ears to the street.

Got to turn it up,
Then we'll bring it down.
Got to turn it up.
And we'll bring it down.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 10:27 PM       
Oh shit, thanks for the reminder!
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 10:38 PM       
It's a LOT better than Southern California street music.
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