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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:48 PM        Girls Gone Wild Producer Arrested
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"Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis and three of his employees were arrested last night on drug charges in Panama City Beach, Florida. Francis and his employees have been accused of filming five underage girls acting out nude scenes, knowing they were under age. Francis was charged with prostitution, sexual exploitation, drug possession, and drug trafficking. Francis’ spokesman Bill Horn commented on his arrest by insisting that he did nothing wrong."

About time they nailed that fucker. Those tapes are shit, and he's a multi-millionaire because he has a shaky camcorder and can locate drunk chicks at Mardi Gras. So yeah, I'm glad he's in some deep shit now.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
Damn, no more average looking girls showing the boobies they might actually have.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
Finally, some GOOD news on the message board!
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
El blanco, this is the first post ive ever ead from you, how did you sneak in 270 posts?
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 12:16 AM        The Sentence
:/ - As long as it's consenting adults I don't give a shit, it's suppose to be a free country. With the way the U.S. law is applied those drug charges alone could get him over 10 years.
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 06:53 AM       
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El blanco, this is the first post ive ever ead from you, how did you sneak in 270 posts?
Have you paid attention to this board for the last two months?
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 09:48 AM        Re: Girls Gone Wild Producer Arrested
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About time they nailed that fucker. Those tapes are shit, and he's a multi-millionaire because he has a shaky camcorder and can locate drunk chicks at Mardi Gras. So yeah, I'm glad he's in some deep shit now.
Do you understand how refreshing it is to hear a GUY say that?
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 10:07 AM       
Hooray, hopefully they'll shoot him.

But then again I say that about everyone.

Isn't there something like a "GGW Mansion?" What bullshit.

Ehhh, I don't know.
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
Well, don't sit there looking at me in awe just yet. I do enjoy seeing boobies and girls dancing around like whores. But even I can't understand how a business can thrive off of that.

I've seen the tapes. The guy takes a camcorder, and all the poor sound and lighting that comes with it. So you're just sitting there watching a girl show her breasts with her back to the sun, giving a drowned-out "Wooooooooo!" Boring.

On top of that, some of the places that "film" have music playing in the background. And being the geniuses they are, they sometimes play the GGW theme song (or equally annoying tune) right over the music playing.

I could understand these tapes being so profitable if they were actually done with at least half the quality of your average America's Funniest Home Videos submission. But frankly, the novelty of your every day girl next door (which, according to these tapes, is a blonde-haired drunk southern chick with implants) wears off very quickly, when it's done so incredibly bad.

Besides, there's always plenty of other sources for such things.

Anyway, I really hope they do make the charges stick. But knowing how the system works, he'll probably get the case thrown out by handing out some of the tapes autographed by Snoop Dogg.

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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 11:26 AM       
I like the SNL skit where the girl comes home from Spring Break and her parents see a GGW ad on TV with her in it.

And uhh, yeah.

The people on those tapes are drunken asses.
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