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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:14 AM       
it's over. you're done. she's going to look at you in disgust the next time she sees you and make sure you wallow into the pool of regrets. sorry it had to come out like that, buddy, but thats how kids are in these days, right? you might have another chance when you two grow up to be mature adults.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:13 AM       
OAO is truly the most hilarious person on the boards.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:47 AM       
DON"T YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT HES THE BIG 1-5
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 10:52 AM       
"bag her"

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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 11:51 AM       
NO ONE CAN RESIST THE LIBERTARIAN CHARMS OF OAO.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:16 PM       
Just do something really forward and wild.

Go up to her and say "wanna hang, babe"

or something like that.

wear your best tshirt ever and your good frames.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
Yse, wear that shirt that you said was the best shirt ever. I'm sure she'll understand what it means.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 02:06 PM       
I think you should start up a lively conversation on game theory and its economic implementation. Hot chicks love that shit!

And then squeeze her tits.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 02:16 PM       
Damn you all.

There are other girls there, it's just that this is the only one I think I have a chance at. I can't seem to like a girl even when I try...
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
Let me tell you my "story". Damn, I should've caught that at the beginning.

I like fuzzy kitten stories better.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:57 PM       
I'm not making this up, kelly. Stop taking things so literally.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:57 PM       
OAO the "..." means you are prolly gay.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:23 PM       
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I'm not making this up, kelly. Stop taking things so literally.
I will when you stop composing things so poorly.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:02 PM       
Chicks only fuck you around till you finish school. That was my theory so until i finished school i saw them as a complete waste of time and had no interest in them at all.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 12:22 PM       
I was dead serious.

Just do it, or you will kick yourself later on.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 12:25 PM       
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wear your best tshirt ever
Now, c'mon, Zhukov. I don't want to confuse the girl.

Kicking myself hurts a whole lot less than her boyfriend doing it for me, so waiting for the right time is crucial. I might have a better chance then, anyway.

My real problem is that I hate to make a move on anyone.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 12:35 PM       
Forget the tshirt then

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My real problem is that I hate to make a move on anyone.
Get over it you wimp.

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Kicking myself hurts a whole lot less than her boyfriend doing it for me, so waiting for the right time is crucial. I might have a better chance then, anyway.
It's not as if she loves the guy, if you think you have a good enough chance just go up to her and ask. You are jsut making excuses.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
Ask her out, and if she says no, burn her house down.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 11:25 PM       
although i am the SHITTIEST reference for love advice... i will tell you what to do. Become normal friends with her, comfort her when shes down and stuff like that, but treat her like a normal friend. Then for the kill shot, just take her out, relive your past then say some cheesy shit and buy her a corn dog!
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Old Jan 27th, 2004, 06:56 AM       
send her an email with the link to this thread in it.

she'll understand.
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Old Jan 27th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
"bag her"
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