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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 09:33 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 09:56 AM       
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Zhukov is very funny in his birthday thread. Happy birthday, that guy.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 10:29 AM       
eh, i'm sick of people arguing over grammatical and spelling errors. like, fuck, if you know what a person is trying to say (which most of the time is the case) then just attack the argument not the presentation

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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 10:32 AM       
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I have an epic loveline story in the making, but it's just not completely fleshed out yet.

Here is a little taste.

I'm filing for divorce tomorrow. I plan to marry the girl I've had a crush on since I hit puberty. My ex emailed me today telling me she has cancer and had basically given up on life. My ex didn't know I was filing tomorrow so it's not some ploy.

Oh and as for my ex giving up on life, I know her well and she is doing exactly what I did when I got "the bad news". I'm sure she's gonna get better after reaching her bottom and find that thing that we all deserve.

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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 11:34 AM       
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The pancake guy tried to claim it was intentional and then felt clever when he caught Zhukov out. The spelling/grammar shtick is tired and pointless, but the petty self-delusion of trolls makes my day.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 12:01 PM       
Just trust me on this you guys.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 12:17 PM       
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It actually links here. You can do it with any website.

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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 12:36 PM       
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I was there once, and then I read enough Paul Theroux to realize there's a very gray area between that sort of irritation and the I AM SURE THAT NO OTHER WHITE PERSON UNDERSTANDS THIS NON-WHITE CULTURE THE WAY I DO, THEREFORE I HATE THEM ALL, THEY SHOULD JUST STICK TO BEING WHITE AND LEAVE GENUINE APPRECIATION TO ME philosophy. Paul Theroux can write, but he's an asshole that way, white traveler fooling himself into thinking he's a resentful native of wherever he is. That's why I pretty much stick to an "eyes on your own paper" plan of action.
The moment I consider myself a resentful Japanese native who truly appreciates their culture is the moment that I use a nailgun to install a few holes in my face BUT THEY LEARNED EVERYTHING THEY KNEW ABOUT WHISKY BY LEARNING IN SCOTLAND, and now the Keepers of the Quaich invite Japanese whiskymakers to their feasts and get-togethers, dressing the japanese in kilts because they love Japanese whisky so much and that is so damn beautiful that it makes me want to cry Don't give a damn about them in any other case

Though I forgot that you're into the whole japanese thing and I should have clarified I'M SORRY, I'VE JUST HAD TO TALK TO TOO MANY OTHER MALE ARTISTS MY AGE AND AS SOON AS I MENTION WHISKY OR WHISKEY THEY'RE ALL LIKE "THAT'S AN OLD GUYS DRINK. WHAT A TOOL. I ONLY DRINK SAKE" AND THEN THEY JABBER ON ABOUT ITS SUPPOSED SUPERIORITY WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T ARGUE ABOUT IT BECAUSE AN ARGUMENT LIKE THAT IS GEEKY AS FUCK BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY WRONG
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 12:40 PM       
I can't get drunk off of sake.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 12:48 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 02:02 PM       
but I drink whiskey or whisky or however it presents itself. Or at least, I used to. I even have somewhat of an appreciation for wild turkey.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 05:58 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 08:23 PM       
boner is dead, dudes
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 08:29 PM       
I know they think they found him, is it now official?
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 08:34 PM       
yeah that sucks. i guess now i should watch batman: dead ends
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 08:45 PM       
I feel really sorry for Checkov. That on air message drew a fear tears from me.

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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 08:48 PM       
on a positive note "pulling a boner" now can be used as slang for suicide
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 09:52 PM       
im sad that boner died, too. he grew up to be hot. I def. could have cheered him up
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 11:03 PM       
Low rent celebrities that have disappeared (no pun intended) from the Hollywood scene and die just absolutely break my heart.
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Old Feb 26th, 2010, 12:33 AM       
he wasnt just a low rent celebrity he was the dude harlan ellison based a lot of jeffty from "jeffty is five" on and i loved that story
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he wasnt just a low rent celebrity he was the dude harlan ellison based a lot of jeffty from "jeffty is five" on and i loved that story
Fine. He was the greatest actor of our generation and has undoubtedly touched us all in a way that only "Boner" could do.

Best actor ever.

Is the internet happy now?
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Old Feb 26th, 2010, 03:12 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2010, 05:15 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2010, 10:05 AM       
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