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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 08:24 AM        Michael Schiavo: Just lookin out for his wife
Sunday, Oct. 19, 2003 1:17 a.m. EDT
Terri Schiavo Denied Last Communion

Three days after a Florida court ordered that Terri Schiavo's feeding tube be removed so she would starve to death, her priest was barred from administering the sacrament of Communion one last time before she dies.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2...19/13616.shtml

During a visit on Saturday to the hospice where she currently resides, Schiavo's parents, Bob and Mary Schindler, were joined by Monsignor Thaddeus Malinowski, who came to administer the Catholic rite of Viaticum, the last communion for a Catholic before death, the Associated Press said.

Police officers guarding the entrance to the hospice told the Schindlers that ingestion of the Communion wafer would violate a doctor's order that nothing be placed in Terri's mouth.

Though the priest promised to use only a small piece of the wafer, moistened with water to prevent choking, an attorney for Terri's husband, Michael, barred the procedure, allowing Malinowski to administer only a "spiritual Communion."
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 09:03 AM       
Maybe she didn't want it.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 09:50 AM       
Really Vince, I don't see what the big deal is. God has obviously made his will known already, and that is that he wants this bitch dead.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
She should have at least gotten the communion.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
NO.
GOD WANTS HER DEAD AND SHE WILL GET HER JUST REWARDS SOON ENOUGH.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 01:02 PM       
She recieved communion spiritualy, which is what is important. This is also what Vince is trying to say.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 09:41 AM       
I'm shocked that one of the suually great sources Vinth used didn't mention wether she was a Catholic, or what religion she'd ben practicing the last tie she was competent, or what her feelings regarding the church were. I mean, usually the sources he uses are so... fair and... balanced...

you no, no... uh... spin.

Oh well. It probably would have been a lot of work for that reporter to find out that information.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 10:19 AM       
Max, she is a devout Moonie.

Dumbass.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 10:55 AM       
WAS.

Bitch is dead.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:25 AM       
Your assumption that she was a practicing Catholic is based on what, 5that her parents want her to have the last rights?

She doesn't need to be a Moonie, Dumbass, although for all you know she was. Lots of protestant sects concider communion a form of idolatry and object strongly. My point is, you don't know, you can't be bothered and you don't care. That's reflected by you concidering Newsmax to be news just becuase they use the word news in the title.

Your lack of religous knowledge is also on display here, since you suggest it would be preferable to give this woman a painless overdose, which I agree with, but your church adamantly opposes as a very serious sin. Or do you think physician assisted suicide is one of those sort of maybe this, maybe that issues with the Catholic Church, like when the pope thought maybe the war with Iraq might just slightly be a little bit of a bad idea, but you thought it was the swell? Or your idea that Vatican II is, you know, optional as opposed to doctrinal.

You calling someone, anyone a dumbass is so ironic it boggles tthe mind. You give legitimately stupid people a bad name. The Pinheads union feels tainted by it's association with you. Highly functioning mentally retarded people cross the street when they see you coming so people won't confuse you. I suspect you of typing with a stick. You are so dumb it defies all other forms of dumbness, and opens frontiers of idiocy which have no name, and since there are no words at all to describe the depths of your uber-dumbness, I simply call you Vinth.

Now do this. Make a really tired Jew joke and prove me right.

Vinth.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:45 AM       
i bet you got loads of money
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:52 AM       
Did you say something worthwhile, Max?
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 12:18 PM       
What you care, Vince? God obviously wanted this bitch dead, right?
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 12:23 PM       
Watching Bennet try to be funny is like watching a kid with a gimp leg run a 100-yard dash.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 12:27 PM       
so what you're saying is it's funny.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 12:33 PM       
What's funny is that you won't answer the question, because you know where it leads.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Gol, Vinth. I said you were uninformed and stupid. It may not be news, but I certainly think it's worthwhile underlining the point. So, yeah.

And I don't think Bennet is making a joke here or trying to be funny at all. I think he's trying to point out that there's less consistency to your views than to a bowl of oatmeal made with way too much water. He's not making a joke by pointing out that you can't think anything through and shy away from any discourse which might make you work the least little bit. Not everything is a joke. Some things are statements. Here's one.

You are really stupid.

No joke. Just statement.

It think just how stupid you are is kind of funny, but that's a joke you're telling, not me, albeit inadvertantly.
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