my idea for an episode of alf

[Rongi]

ok so i was talking to GADZOOKS once about alf and how we never see him eat a cat and so i had a wounderfull idea!

ok so alf is in the kitchen, behind the table per usual, and the window is open. a cat comes from the open window and goes over to alf. this is alf's big chance! alf grabs the cat and very very slowly eats it. he doesnt even bite into it. he eats it like a jaw breaker. this goes on for a while and the entire family comes into the kitchen and sees alf slowly eating a cat. everyone is absolutely horrified but they cannot keep their eyes off it. there are tears and screaming children as alf very very slowly eats the cat. and while they think this is the most awful thing they've ever seen and they dont want to look at it, they cant help but look. this goes on for the entire episode.

[Mad Melvin]

We have a winner!

[Emu]

you have to have a cameo of bea arthur walking in and having a sudden heart attack, that's always gold

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I don't know whats worse... Cracking a joke about a shit show like Alf or actually taking the time to point out how fucking stupid you are for even thinking about Alf.

[Jixby Phillips]

I know whats worse and its YOU

[Jixby Phillips]

Seriously fuck you Dynamic MY FAVORITE MOVIES HAVE COOL VIOLENCE AND TOUGH GOOD GUYS IN THEM Dustin

[Jixby Phillips]

I hope you get runned over by a bus

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

If I wanted your opinion, I would of have taken a giant shit and then attempted to read it.

[Jixby Phillips]

good one

[GADZOOKS]

There was nothing dynamic about that comment

I tink at the very end when he finishes eating the cat, he just turns to the family who a mix of greif and shock and say "What's for dinner?"

[pjalne]

If he's eating it like a jawbreaker, he should take it out from time to time to see what color it is.

[GADZOOKS]

So what is this now, one of those "A very special episode" like when carlton finds drugs in Jeffery's room?

[FS]

Yeah, during the credits, they could have this really serious scene where the family is sitting around the kitchen table and saying stuff like "I guess we'll have to learn to trust him all over again."

And then it fades out and it says something like:

"Dedicated to the memory of Trevor 'Catthroat' Coalchute: 1972-1988"

[EverythingWillSuck]

there was an ep where he almost had the chance to eat snowball but saved him from a shelter instead

[Drev]

cats age like wine. That's why he saved it.

[GADZOOKS]