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Old Aug 24th, 2006, 06:41 PM        a short, kind of funny anecdote
I helped some german chick at work today and my first thought after finding out she was German was "ask her if she wants to fuck!". I think i've had enough internet for a while


Needless to say, i didn't ask, and i cried a little inside, too.
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Old Aug 24th, 2006, 06:59 PM       
Is there something about German girls that I don't know about?
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Old Aug 24th, 2006, 11:11 PM       
Its a joke. German people are 'spose to be the most perverted, fucked up, sex fiends. Everyone knows this. Except you. Idiot.

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Old Aug 24th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
Nothing about invading Poland? Not even with quotation marks around it to make it seem like innuendo?
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 09:14 AM       
Ohhh, sorry, let me get on that for you.

I'll like to "Blitzkrieg" her "Poland"
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 09:49 AM       
She'd probably rather take a shit on your chest.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 10:59 AM       
germangoogirls.com?
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