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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 07:05 AM        I had a revelation
Burger King is currently showing two kinds of ads. One for white people, and one for black people.

In the ones for white people, the ads feature a bunch of white people (one who happens to be a very hot chick), working in an office. In the ones for black people, the ads feature a bunch of black people sitting around in what I think is an auto-repair shop.

I think everyone should use this method of advertisement.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 07:35 AM       
i find it interesting that the commercials geared toward the "NON WHITES" makes me want to eat at BK while the commercials for "THE WHITE RACE" make me want to get my gun and start shooting people with soccer ball stickers in the rear window of their mini vans.

i sure am glad i bought that gun.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 08:58 AM       
The girl in the white people b.k. commercials (which are a total rip off of the office) is my new mistress.

and the black-white advertising thing has been going on forever. MacDonalds used to have some awesome "black" ads.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 11:11 AM       
I don't think McDonalds even has white people in their ads.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:02 PM       
The "white people" Burger King commercials infuriate me. They have one little nerdy guy who they all gang up on and treat like fucking SHIT.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:05 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:05 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:14 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:14 PM       
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I don't think McDonalds even has white people in their ads.
perhaps you are right, but there was one over-the-top MacD commercial with this lady in her house which was decked out in all these afro-centric masks and statues and artwork... which all started dancing at the wafting aromas of MacDonalds.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 01:32 PM       
Im gonna find a black guy to go into a burger king to buy me a "whopper extra value meal" and then im going to go into that same burger king and buy myself one, then take them both home to thoroughly examine each one to find out exactly what ther up to....
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 02:21 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 03:46 PM       
It's all part of a McDonald's conspiracty to introduce cholesterol into a race already genetically predisposed to heart disease.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 04:00 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 09:48 PM       
I just noticed that in the latest Burger King commercial, there are TWO black people who don't say anything and are shown off to the side.

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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
I've never seen the black bk one. maybe its cause where i live?
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 10:30 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 03:22 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 04:39 PM       
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