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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:06 PM        Terror Alert has been lowered to...
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:08 PM       
But I don't own any yellow shirts. The terrorists win again.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:11 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:21 PM       
I want to see them raise it to red for the fun of it. Only for a day or so, just before the looting and arson gets really out of control.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
I concur. Let's raise it to red just for shits and giggles.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:40 PM       
The only people who'll freak out are the ones who're so far away from the "accident" that it couldn't possibly affect them ever in any way.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:45 PM       
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The only people who'll freak out are the ones who're so far away from the "accident" that it couldn't possibly affect them ever in any way.
This is so true. Really.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 10:47 PM       
I remember on the 11th people here in Illinois were pulling kids out of school.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 11:05 PM       
I watched the whole damn thing and they kept the kids in because its across the bridge which meant= imminent death after exiting the school they said
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 11:20 PM       
I want to see what happens when it turns to bashe..or mauve. then we can calm down and stupids can shut up.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
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I remember on the 11th people here in Illinois were pulling kids out of school.
I remember that. I went to school in southern Illinois then and I remember people getting all panicky, "It could happen here!" Sorry Jed but I don't think the terrorists have even heard of southern Illinois, now give me my gyro.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
Bashe? You mean beige?
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 01:22 AM       
Then you have the people who would go out of their way to buy plastic and duct tape to seal their windows incase of germ warfare.

I think I would rather die within a day than have three to four days to ponder my own death as the hazardous fumes seep through the cracks of the window seal.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 01:32 AM       
caring about what the terror alert is

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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 02:01 AM       
THERE IS A 20% CHANCE OF TERROR OVER THE WEEKEND.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 02:35 AM       
with a 90% chance of high stupidity around the country.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 02:43 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
SUNDAY'S STORM WILL FEATURE RAINING SUICIDE BOMBERS AND HIJACKED AIRPLANES.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
I had an idea once that we should change Santa to "Osama bin Santa Claus". Then everyone will tell kids that he crashes a plane through your house and then gives you presents.

It was a stupid idea.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 10:52 PM        To lazy to invent subject titles.
They only closed our video store (yes we only have one, and it sucks) for the 12th. Oh well, my friends dad who owned the other one still has over 500 porn videos.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 11:04 PM       
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I had an idea once that we should change Santa to "Osama bin Santa Claus". Then everyone will tell kids that he crashes a plane through your house and then gives you presents.

It was a stupid idea.
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Old Jan 11th, 2004, 01:38 PM       
If Osama Bin Laden was Santa Claus then everyone could be miserable about Christmas!!!

Nevermind...
they already are.
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Old Jan 11th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2004, 06:43 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2004, 06:49 PM       
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