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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:19 AM        Movies off 2005 and well some more
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An so the year of movies begins with... A winney the poo movie???

HOLY CRIPS! 2005 brings in the filth that only hollywood has left in. Last year was like revival of bands or movies that like could be done anytime but hit all in one year. Part 4, Look are 8th alblum, We do not do punk anymore but we can bash the bush presedentsy or A movie that is a documentry but really a propaganda about bush. Posers that releaced there 2 or 3 alblum and still make millions off little kids.

Well it's dry for a while, lets take a look?

Alone in the dark - I may go see this flick, even though I know I probely gag in tears knowing its worthless.

Pooh's Heffalump Movie - Heffalumps stole the one book that was foged by the mysteries owl in the tree. Poo and the gang set on a quest to kill them all!


Inside Deep Throat - X-Raded movie, that is inisde a NC-17 movie as a documentary. The hell, I just get porn off the net and call it studying.

Diary of a Mad Black Women - are people going to see this? Look we went throw all the diary of a princess and Mis Jones that wanted to get laid by every hot looking guys. What makes this tic? A mad old women of course. YAY!

LOL after that the same week - Man of the House -

Cursed - After a car accident (or was it?)

ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhh teens in another horror flick ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh....

The Ring 2 - ahhh ahhh ahhh

Beauty Shop - queen Latifah fights Nazis in a lip stick smacking good time with a dance number. Mexicans move in for the take over but soon Latifah forgot how to act, or get good rools and dies in a TAXI accident.

XXX state of the union - Ice Cube is sturred not shaken in a sequal to put james bond for shame. Well the last few bond flicks where bad, XXX was crap, so what does this movie =?

Batman Begins- just do not screw this one up pleazeeeeee... this in Arnoald will play the bad guy role again... NOOOOOOOOOO (kidding)

The Chronicles of Narnia: THe lion the witch and the wardrobe - the book was great, in fact the only good readable book. I am not going to make fun of this, not yeat, nothing has really pop up yeat on the screen.

MOVIES IN THE MAKING

OMG OMG OMG

HALO the MOVIE - green light - prediction 2006 late

From my past entery I made it ny impossable for this movie to be made becouse the MASTER C. DOESINT HAVE ANY PERSONALITY AT ALL IN THE GAME. How did this guy became cool in the mass. is really beyound me. The AI was the only one that was interesting, but got boring and annoying. WHO CARES IF IT LOOKED LIKE A WOMEN it was a computer... geez people get over it. Anyhow, it's probely going to be dub down like Starship Troopers became infamous for. We see a suit run around blasting away at countless aliens and some stroy line about the earth is going to be whipe out. Deep roots of storytelling of a classic si-fi NOT! We will all keep an eye on this, but that is what i think is going to happen.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:23 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:40 AM       
Games I want to see make into movies

1) System Shock - diffaculty: exteramly hard

this is probely not going to happen and never will, but the plot is so overwhelimg good that I wanted it into a movie. But knowing hollywood it will never be the same and be something dub down into a pg-13 movie, like how doom is becoming.

2) Doom - diffaculty: easy

BUT: they mess up allready, the movie is not going to take place in Mars. So it's crap allready, plus it's PG-13!

3) Halo - diffaculty: very easy

Like the game, everything is a action scine and as long we get to see masterchief kick some butt, it be like duke nukem where the plot dosint even matter, even it's really nothing but a cut and paste off a LARY NIVEN book about a world that is bult as a halo. Just add a faceless charator and some cheap aliens and whalla done.

4) Duke Nukem - diffacutly: etreamly easy

I still do not know why they pick this up. Same as halo, cheap plot all action.

5) Kings Quest mini series on SI-FI - ::: hard

it be cool seeing how they can reconsturct the magical kingdom and make a nice sweet mini story.

6) Gabrial Knight - easy! plot -Hard!

The games where great, the secound one had real actors that can act. Really needed to remake the first game into a movie and it be and instint classic in my shelf!

7) Roger Willco - cartoon siries for Comedy Central?

say no more! Make more games

8) TC rainbow six - hard - plot easy

Really having and international counter-T team run around the globe killing everything that gets in there way. Sounds great!

9) Warhammer - hard all around!

Really the world is truely workable and the sub plots of every race is a story themeselfs. If you have read the books, even the manuals it's truely one of the greatist space war drama ever consturcted.

10) ShadowRunner - Really reallly hard!

Emm ok if you want ot know it was and RPG text before it was a NES game. both are really run and cyber punk is still in!

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Games I do not want to see into MOVIES!

Metroid - just be a huge mess up! Just the story is way out of line, and actually having something like a suit that turns into a ball, and looks completly out of gemertrical shape will not suit for movie goers. Maybe a cartoon, but it be so boring, like the game is kind of allrealy, just the NES ones where so freaken hard that it was addicting.

Final Fanitesy: hehe I allready drop my jaw when the movie was made, and again I say do not make the same mistake again!

Half Life: sorrery, no way! Just way too much for it too be a movie. It lacked more on interaction with people. HL2 can be but the problem is that you have to make a 1 before and well it's a no go.

Metal Gear: Rambo was allready created, we do not need snake or we see somewhat of the same deal only just more updated.

NFS Underground: Same as Rambo, we have Fast and the Crapy + Tork. No No NO NO NOOOO!

Starcraft: It be the same as starship troopers + final fantisy. It be a no go on my list becouse it just will probely end up being all boring and situations where its just way out of line. I see only a few good fighting scines dub down into lame script.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 05:18 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 05:38 AM       
Well, from what I can tell about the worth of his opinions, when it comes to movies at least, he is captain of the movie critic's softball team compared to me.
But it is true that people care about what killercrusader has to say just about as much as they care about spectreX's opinion. Nobody really cares.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 05:39 AM       
I completely disagree with Spectre X who has a case of Something Up His Ass.

In fact, I'm enjoying this so much I'm gilding this man a medal right now.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:03 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:06 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:12 PM       

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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 04:59 PM       
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I completely disagree with Spectre X who has a case of Something Up His Ass.

In fact, I'm enjoying this so much I'm gilding this man a medal right now.
I have poop in my butt.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
Shadowrun is not very very easy, it's set in the FUTURE. we don't have anything from the future, so we gotta wait that off
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