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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 10:27 PM        we need more variety
i often imagine a world with 12 different sexes. instead of just male and female...you would have 10 other sexes as well. life wouldn't be so vanilla, would it?
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
Hmm well technically speaking we have four:

Female - being the greatest sex of course!

Male - no comment

Eunech - above castrated (there should be more of these!)

Hemaphrodites - A mixture of male and female

Then add to the fact that there are also:

HeShe's - half male, half female or "chicks with dicks"

Transvestites - men that dress up as women

Gays and Lesbians

So that makes at least 8 varieties I think. Then add the people that like sex with animals and sex with furniture and feck knows what else. But they are just really weird.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
Slinky Ferret is dumb.

There are two genders.

Eunuchs are males.

Chicks with dicks are males or in very rare cases hermaphrodites.

Transvestites are males.

Gay men are males and lesbians are females.

You can't call a hermaphrodite a separate gender because 1) they are abnormal, 2) they are almost ALWAYS assigned one gender or the other at a young age, and 3) they don't have any unique characteristics, just mixed male and female aspects.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
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There are two genders.

Eunuchs are males.

Chicks with dicks are males or in very rare cases hermaphrodites.

Transvestites are males.

Gay men are males and lesbians are females.

You can't call a hermaphrodite a separate gender because 1) they are abnormal, 2) they are almost ALWAYS assigned one gender or the other at a young age, and 3) they don't have any unique characteristics, just mixed male and female aspects.
Actually hermaphrodite's could be classed as a seperate gender because they contain extra chromosomes or something similar which make can make them 50% female and 50% male or in some cases something entirely different. Really however there are only two genders but I was just trying to give the various options available. :/ Trying to point out that things are not black and white even though I did it in a really weird way.

Life isn't vanilla, it just depends on what swings your boat.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 07:01 PM       
I know I'll just say we may have only 2 genders, but that doesn't stop people from wanting to shag trees does it? If thats what makes them happy then good luck to them! I feel sorry for the people who can't cope with being male or visa versa and if they want a sex change then so be it.

I think Perndog needs to be tickled or something. Lighten up mush! :/
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
I was smiling when I posted. You put a frowny emoticon in yours. Who needs to lighten up?
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Old Apr 11th, 2004, 11:58 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 04:57 AM       
Herms are women with peni. You can tell the sexes apart by bone structure and bodyfat if not by genitals. And even when a woman has a penis, they rarely have testicles.
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Actually hermaphrodite's could be classed as a seperate gender because they contain extra chromosomes or something similar which make can make them 50% female and 50% male or in some cases something entirely different.
What the hell are you talking about. You can't be a percentage of a gender; do they have half a testicle and half an ovarie? You can have only 2 chromosomes: an X and a Y chromosome for the man, and two X chromosomes for the women (or occasionally a non-sex related mutation allowing both X and Y). If they had more, it would make no difference; one because it stores genetic traits such as eye-color and height, two because it doesn't effect the gender- The gender effects it.
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
If they had extra chromosomes they'd look like this:



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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 10:57 AM        Re: we need more variety
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...imagine a world with 12 different sexes. instead of just male and female...
I can't even get one person to agree to having me around them a whole lot, how the hell would I get 12 people all together & all interested in me?
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 11:47 AM       
If You had 12 different sexes, what will the different genetalia be like?
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 12:22 PM       
A jigsaw puzzle of genitalia.
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 04:35 PM       
OMG u guys don't know nething!
there r 2 genders in our fucked up binary gender system, male and female, but there is really more than that. cuz there is "intersex" which is what u r callin "hermaphrodite" but that's not true cuz technically hermaphrodites have both set of genitalia which is really rare in humans. intersex ppl have a combination of genitalia, depending on the type of intersex. 4 example, jamie lee curtis is intersexed, she is female looking but she doesn't have any internal sex organs. another example is this one type of intersex that is common guatemala i think where u r a girl then u turn into a boy at puberty 4real!!
there is also transgendered which is a blanket term for ne1 that doesn't identify as their birth gender, this includes "transvestites" which r just cross dressers that like 2 wear clothes of the opposite gender and transexuals which r "chicks w/dicks" as u ignorant fuckers call it but really it's male 2 female but it can also go the other way female 2 male.

get with the program motherfuckers!
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 05:09 PM       
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...to the soccer game because it was his MOM :rimshot
NO, THAT WOULDN'T COUNT. I CLEARLY PUT A PERIOD AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE, AND THAT WOULD JUST BE A SENTENCE FRAGMENT, NOT MAKING IT A TRUE STATEMENT.
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
IIn the sirius star system there are supposively 24 different sexes. If I remember right the "Theory" is that for each moon and sun you have, the multiplication of them(or addition, or it might be the multiplication of the moons and suns plus the planet) becomes the amount of sexes!

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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
Yeah, that sounds legit.

My theory is that it's the number of continents your planet has, then subtract the number by 5.
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
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Holy shit. This absolutely has to be a character.
um...that's not what i said asshole. wtf. all the stuff i did say however, is true, i learned it in my human sexuality class at school. http://www.suspectthoughts.com/twisted5.htm is an article about jamie lee curtis and intersex condition (AIS). http://www.isna.org/drupal/faq?PHPSE...0191c70e59c16b is about being intersexed in general. sorry i tried to make those links but they didn't work.

i don't know what u mean by "character" but this is me, so fucking deal with it motherfucker.
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