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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 01:05 PM       


didn't know you guys knew finnish spitz
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 02:24 PM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 03:29 PM       
I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them.

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 03:48 PM       
189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:07 PM       
I weigh like 145. Are you going to stand by let a twitchy little twerp like me get the best of you?
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:10 PM       
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THEN ADD IN DETAIL NOW THAT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I SHITTED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS BUT THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BY MAKING THE TOP TWO COILS ARC UPWARD, THE MIDDLE ONE BASICALLY STAY STRAIGHT AND THE BOTTOM COILS ARC DOWNWARD, YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN THAT AND THE DETAILING YOU WILL BASICALLY GET A FREE PASS AS LONG AS THE VERTICAL SIDES STAY MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT (THOUGH CORRECTIONS WILL BE GIVEN IF THIS IS AN ART CLASS, JUST NOD AND GO "AH! I GET IT")
Thanks for the help Gus but it was for an engineering class so it had to look PERFECT and dimensionally correct from a trimetric point of view. I HASTILY DREW A BUNCH OF LOOPS
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:18 PM       
Milhouse I'm going to pretend that you didn't just lie about your weight so I can have keep this mental image of you as a tiny bobbleheaded dwarf with the head of Alan Ruck circa Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:38 PM       
And I'M going to pretend that I'm fucking your Jewish ex-girlfriend
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:48 PM       
And now I'm drawing a swastika on her forehead with my cum
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:52 PM       
But that's not nice!
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 05:59 PM       
I didn't TRY to draw it, it's just how it came out
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 08:59 PM       
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189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son
Fuck me. Now I have to go on a diet, if only so I can state I weigh less than Eric.

Godammit, those cookies looked good, too.
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 09:09 PM       
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I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them.

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?
I think so, but I believe they are in the vast minority.

I've been dealing with the PTO mommies as my daughter navigates the first grade, and I hate nearly every single one of them. They are always trying to "one-up" the other with their baked goods, crafty-poo shit for class, chaperoning all the field trips and generally being the goody-two-shoes you KNOW they were in grade school. The kids that always got the gold stars and got to clean the erasers.

YO I CAN BAKE TOO BUT I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING I DONT HAVE A SUGAR MOMMY WHO ALLOWS ME TO SIT AROUND AND PLAN MY DAY AROUND MY 6-YEAR-OLD'S SCHEDULE.
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 09:14 PM       
holy fuck I can't remember the last time I actually laughed at something posted around here, but eshuolim you almost made me spit out my drink
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 09:22 PM       
I BET IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED THAT MADE YOU LAUGH LAST TIME.
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 09:29 PM       
I actually can't think of a better possible candidate
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 11:10 AM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 11:58 AM       
I'm going to litter the fuck out of this stupid planet
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 01:44 PM       
I often defecate on earth. Does that make me a bad person?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 01:54 PM       
Its called fertilizing, its a good thing I think.
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Human feces is low in nitrogen and phosphorus compared to other animals, and higher in harmful bacteria. So it's not so good as fertiliser.

I actually get asked that a lot at work.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 02:54 PM       
Urine would be more efective
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 02:55 PM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 04:31 PM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 04:33 PM       
Nitpickers.
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