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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 01:57 PM        Oops was that a felony?
Uhm, so i've been going through some troubles recently, completely dealing with someone I now absolutely despise, resent, etc. So when the UPS dude came 15 minutes ago to deliver a package to this person(my step dad) whom i've been fantasizing about killing for the past 2 weeks, I calmly take that portable electronic signing station and write "FUCK (step dads name)" and I proceeded to throw everything back at the UPS dude and slam the door in his angry face. Did I break any laws? Because it was totally my bad.
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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 02:03 PM       
Way to get back at your step dad by shitting all over an innocent, hard-working UPS guy.

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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 02:12 PM       
Keep in mind that this the same genius that threatened to PHONE THA POLIZE on our new forum trolls.

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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 02:43 PM       
this thread made me laugh harder than I have about anything in quite some time.

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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 03:04 PM       
If you really wanted to get back at your stepdad, you could've just taken the package in and hid it somewhere. That way you wouldn't of pissed of the UPS man. As for felony? Probably not if you didn't hurt the guy.
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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 03:05 PM       
What was in the package?
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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 03:06 PM       
i believe that's punishable by removing your driver's license sir
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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 05:10 PM       
You go to double jail for that.
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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 05:47 PM       
Yeah thats a hate crime..
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Old Oct 26th, 2005, 08:05 PM       
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If you really wanted to get back at your stepdad, you could've just taken the package in and hid it somewhere. That way you wouldn't of pissed of the UPS man. As for felony? Probably not if you didn't hurt the guy.
I'm already 'borrowing' his I-pod mini forever. He can have his stupid packages if he's man enough to come get them.

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I laughed for a bit after it because it was a very absurd and immature thing to do.
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 11:45 AM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 02:29 PM       
Ever think about moving out?

But really, you should write a letter of apology to the UPS guy, begging his forgiveness. He most likely went home and cried. They are very sensitive people ya'know
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 03:43 PM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 05:24 PM       
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Ever think about moving out?

But really, you should write a letter of apology to the UPS guy, begging his forgiveness. He most likely went home and cried. They are very sensitive people ya'know
I don't have to move out because my step father was kicked out, unfortunately, without police brutality.I ordered some stuff last night and used the overnight shipping so he can deliver it to me and I can say i'm sorry and invite him in for tea and a quickie. I'm not a mean person so this is sort of stuck in my head.

Anyway my anger is now depression, so i'm gonna go to the all night rollerderby thing here and skate untill I can't skates no more.
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 09:47 PM       
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Blah blah blah. Stepfather = asshole. Blah blah blah.
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Anyway my anger is now depression, so i'm gonna go to the all night rollerderby thing here and skate untill I can't skates no more.
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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 10:13 AM       
Rollerderby, you say?
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