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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:42 PM        Placenta Teddy Bears
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"It's more heavy than you'd imagine -- they're more the sort of thing that you'd stick on a mantel pieces," said Green. "It feels soft, somewhere between leather and suede but it's much more flexible than leather -- it's bendy."
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:09 PM       
"Mommy, where'd you get that weird-looking teddy bear?"

"I'm surprised you don't remember. You spent almost 9 months with it."



Also, has there already been taxidermied human corpses for the home? I feel like that's the next logical step after the placenta teddy bear.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:48 PM       
I've seen these so many times, and it still surprises me how fucked up clingy mothers can be. I mean, fuuuuck. I'd pack my bags and get the hell out of state if my parents had my placenta as a teddy bear.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:16 PM       
i'm surprised this wasn't posted by jeanettex, seems like it'd be right up her alley
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:24 PM       
It looks like the donut man Garth made.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:25 PM       
oh god i hope it's not full of jelly
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 10:17 PM       
I've seen fresh placenta up close (like 2 feet from my face) and it looks very much like a slab of liver.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 06:34 PM       
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That is nowhere near the worst thing I have ever heard of being done with a placenta.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 06:39 PM       
Willie, that sounds good
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:34 PM       
The psychological implications of hoarding placenta terrify me.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
I'm 9 months pregnant, chock full of hormones, and it still sounds like an utterly disgusting idea to me.
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
i wonder if alton brown's ever cooked placenta
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 01:06 AM       
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I'm 9 months pregnant, chock full of hormones, and it still sounds like an utterly disgusting idea to me.
Holy crap; you're pregnant?!
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 07:13 AM       
When you disappeared for a bit I thought you must have given birth. But I was wrong. How's it rolling? When are you due?
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Going ok so far, thanks. Any day now, but I think it's supposed to be a scheduled surgical thing at this point. I guess I find that out Tuesday.
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 11:33 AM       
Wow, I missed a lot in three days. :sarcasm
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 11:56 AM       
there'd better be pictures of the new baby. Or else I will wander around your town aimlessly yelling, "WHERE'S THOSE BABY PICS KITSA!!!" until I get arrested for public drunkeness
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 07:11 PM       
I don't know, that sort of opens you up to all of the "ha ha I eat babies" or "babies suck" or "ha ha ur baby is ugly" idiocy.

Anyway, every parent thinks their own baby is cute, that's hormones.

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Hahaha babies are gay
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 08:43 PM       
I was in a mall once and walked past a Hot Topic, and there were a couple of idiots hanging out in front of it. And someone noticed I was pregnant and called out, "Huh huh huh, I eat babies." Then when I'd gone past he said to his friend, "Huh huh, I'm so weird."

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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 10:19 AM       
Maybe they were auditioning for "Jersey Shore".

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