NEW GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN CANDY ALTERNATIVES!"

[Mockery]

If you wanna make Halloween a bit more interesting at your doorstep this year, take a look at Proto's list of 50 suggestions for alternatives to handing out candy.


NEW GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN CANDY ALTERNATIVES!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...ternatives.php

Enjoy!

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by protoclown

19.) Your roommate's CD collection. Starting with Air Supply and ending with Wham!

[MarioRPG]

I'd better get started if I plan to do 23.

[mburbank]

21.) Give the kids an important life lesson about how they'd better enjoy themselves now, because when they grow up and graduate from school, they won't have time for fun as they toil away at a meaningless 9 to 5 job, because hey, the bills need to be paid, and they're going to come home to a wife who nags them and some screaming kids and the only solace they'll ever find is falling asleep in front of the television every night with a cold beer. They'll be sure to thank you for this sobering "eye-opener".


OMG, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!!!