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Old May 16th, 2007, 02:54 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2007, 11:49 AM       
The Litany of the Father can be read now at my blog.
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Old May 21st, 2007, 12:36 PM       
I tried to leave a comment on one of your blog entries but I kept getting an "internal server error" from cracked.com.
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Old May 21st, 2007, 03:54 PM       
That's weird, 'cause I got your comment and approved it. I'll have to go check and see if it posted.
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Old May 21st, 2007, 04:09 PM       
Ah, then I guess it managed to go through before it timed out!
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Old May 30th, 2007, 10:21 AM       
I have just posted an illustration and 'Blog' entry on what it might atke to get Alberto Gonzales fired.
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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 10:42 AM       
Go read my new blog entry on how Scooter Libby and Paris Hilton have suffered enough.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 03:47 PM       
I have written an entry of the Pentagon's 'gay bomb'.
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 02:56 PM       
There is a new entry and illustration about Donlad Trumps proposed reality series
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 05:17 PM       
I'm currently leaving a comment.. and getting the same problem as proto :O anyway, good stuff mang. I showed the paris hilton/scooter thing to my girlfriend and she thought it was funny, too.
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 08:58 AM       
Thank you sir; Don't worry about that message, it's set up so I have to approve a comment before it gets published, as lots of spambots hit these things. Your comment is now up, and thanks. I particularly appreciatte you showing my stuff to someone else, that's what I rely on so that after I'm dead I can be famous.
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Old Jun 18th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
I just posted a Whitehouse Press Briefing
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 12:18 PM       
Just so you're aware, it isn't normal for blogs to give people an error, even while screening ;< Also, it's really easy to get a freeware program that will make people have to type in a verification code shown on-screen to post - I took my 200 daily spam messages at WiiKitty down to 0, ever, as soon as I did that.

Also, does Cracked pay you to keep your blog there? If not, have you asked Rog if he'd be interested in keeping it as a regular thing on this site? You'd probably get more views - I'd guess from the amount of comments you're getting at Cracked that fewer than 20 people are finding your blog a day. You could also think about posting these entries directly to this forum!
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 01:11 PM       
Did you also get an error message? I shall alert the staff.

About where it is, RoG graciously has said he would host it, and that may be it's eventual disposition, (Cracked does not pay me as a Blogger, neither did National Lampoon, my former host).

Here's my thinking though, and tell me what you think, as I am fairly ignorant in the ways of the web.

I feel like putting my Blog at I-mock, while it would increase the # reading my Blog, would not increase my overall readers. It would be the same people who already read my other stuff here. If I draw a few new readers at Cracked, that widens my audience, and I use the Blog to make them aware of I-mock.

As it is, I have no real idea of the size of my readership, or what they are like demographically, so it's all shooting in the dark for me. Every now and then through Google I see that somebody has posted something of mine on their 'myspace' page or some such silliness that lets me know that in fact beyond regular posters on this board people are actually reading my work.

If you (or anyone, for that matter) has some sort of handle on how all this works, I'd love feedback. It's not so much the possability of money that fame would bring me, as it is my intense, emotional neediness.

No, it's the money.

And the things I could get with it.

Like helper monkeys.

And girls.

And girl helper monkeys with magic wands.
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 04:51 PM       
And, appropos of this, I have just 'blogged' on the subject of my audience not having made me famous yet.
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Old Jun 20th, 2007, 01:24 PM       
great stuff Max. I left a comment, but recieved an error after posting it. Maybe it'll show up
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 02:08 PM       
I have just posted an open letter from Vice Presient Dick Cheney on my 'blog'
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Old Jun 26th, 2007, 10:14 AM       
The letter from the Vice President now has an illustration to go with it, (The image uploader wasn't working when I first posted) that is one of my best, if I do say so myself.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:23 PM       
I have posted a new political cartoon and an entry about being on hold at mine blog
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 12:27 PM       
Go see an awesome new political cartoon and read my entry about how excited I am by all the cool stuff going on these days.
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Old Jul 11th, 2007, 03:47 PM       
An illustrated entry in which Tony Snow and Alberto Gonzales have a lieing contest is now available.
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 04:35 PM       
Hey, sorry max, just saw your reply in here.

Having a blog in a premier location at cracked would help, but as-is it isn't helping much due to its placement. Having your blog hosted at i-mockery would, true, mostly get the same readers you get here. HOWEVER, if you tie an RSS feed into it (nicknamed Really Simple Syndication), then people can subscribe to your blog and have it delivered to them every time you update.

So, if you host it at i-mock, you get more total readers, and get a higher subscription rate through RSS. Then you move up in rank for RSS feeds, eventually to the point where it shows up on other websites as a big comedy rss blog. THAT'S how you get more readers through a modern blog.

Don't know if the blogging software you use now does rss. A great free one that DOES is Wordpress. Just ask rog to install it on i-mockery for ya. Another benefit of Wordpress is that it'll show you who all is linking to your blog.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 11:24 AM       
Todays entry is about my MySpace experience
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 11:42 AM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 11:57 AM       
I know, huh? And it's only midlife if I'm really lucky. I mean, it's midlife if I live to be Ninety, right? And I only want to live that long if I can either maintain my mental faculties enough to be a huge cranky pain in the ass, or be, like a drooling vegetable huge pain in the ass. Anything in between would fry my bacon. Actually, my main plan is to maintain my faculties, but PRETEND to be getting more and more delusional, so I can do really awful stuff and get away with it.
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