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Old Feb 21st, 2008, 10:56 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 12:37 AM       
It's on the ED page.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 12:47 AM       
The what? Also:

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Christian W. Chandler is 22 and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:
*18-22 years of age. *Does not already have a boyfriend. *Single. *Blonde or Brunette *Average or Slender body type. *Does NOT smoke and/or drink alcohol. *5’ or taller. *Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area. *White. *Average to High income. *Drives a vehicle. *Happy, Positive Personality. *A Caring girl. *She has to be pretty.
*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So if you are interested, he can be found around Piedmont Virginia Community College, or Fashion Square Shopping Center. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 12:58 AM       
Do NOT........?

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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 02:01 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 02:21 AM       
Fuck, I somehow stopped copying right before the best part. "To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion."
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 05:40 AM       
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Ass Burgers.

Just saying what needs to be said.
I am impressed it took till page two for that to happen.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 12:01 PM       
more like ass burglars
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 01:31 PM       
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I am impressed it took till page two for that to happen.
But of course, it had to happen eventually.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 04:22 PM       
Good contribution.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 07:10 PM       
so Surface was just Bill Gates' way of making sure he could draw Sonichu comics while he was having breakfast then
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:00 PM       
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LINK IT.
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Also seeing this image made me feel bad until I realized that he apparently has different colors of his medallion to reflect his mood. A mood medallion, if you will.

And is it just me, or are his eyes actually two different colors? :o
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:05 PM       
Her female area looks like it is charging an energy blast or something.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:07 PM       
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The what? Also:

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Christian W. Chandler is 22 and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:
*18-22 years of age. *Does not already have a boyfriend. *Single. *Blonde or Brunette *Average or Slender body type. *Does NOT smoke and/or drink alcohol. *5’ or taller. *Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area. *White. *Average to High income. *Drives a vehicle. *Happy, Positive Personality. *A Caring girl. *She has to be pretty.
*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So if you are interested, he can be found around Piedmont Virginia Community College, or Fashion Square Shopping Center. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion.
You know, just once, I'd like to see a nutjob like this put down something really funky for requirements. Something like this:

WANTED: a half Filipino/half Brazilian sheepherder with a bionic left leg. Age: a multiple of the square root of 234.3. Must love dogs, cockroaches, and kung fu. Must dislike any food with fiber and the occasional beatdown with a leather tennis racket. Must like tons of sex and retard jism.

But never, it's always the cute blonde type. That proves they're not just insane, but uncreatively insane.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:27 PM       
Chris-chan has been spotted in the real world.

Also, his eyes really are two different colors:

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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 12:41 AM       
holy shit, john tesh has a fucking radio show?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 01:18 AM       
Yep, that's disturbing.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2008, 11:09 PM       
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Also, his eyes really are two different colors:
I used to know this girl in school whose one eye was green, and the other was brown. It was pretty.
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 12:39 AM       
This guy is just a few years away from hiding out at a library as one of those people who are constantly online and about five hundred pounds, and who eventually marries an 89 year old woman and ends up killing her with a shovel before trying to take his own life via an overdose of horse laxative.

Then in prison he's raped constantly by the guards and ends up bitterly insane, just in enough time for a worldwide virus to ravage the world's populace and somehow make him drive a nuclear warhead into Las Vegas on an ATV and....well, then it gets REALLY weird.
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 02:42 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 05:20 PM       
Does this guy remind anyone else of johnathen clementits?
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
I was just thinking today that they'd make great friends. Maybe, in another reality, lovers?
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 06:22 PM       
pfft, leave them in a room alone with eachother and it'd go something like this:

Idiot 1: I love breasts and also sonic the hedgehog!
idiot 2: yes I also love breasts and sonic the hedgehog!
1: I go to church
2: me too!
1: church says breasts are good!
2: ya i agree breasts are good!
1: but you know what's bad is penises and boys being with boys!
2: yes homosexuality is bad!
1: ya i know it's really bad you shouldnt look at other people's penises
2: no kidding that's gross
*scoots closer while eyeing eachothers penises*
1: I would never be with another guy god doesn't like that
2: i know i wouldn't want to disappoint god fags are bad
1: agreed!
*MAKEOUTKISSESGRABBINGEACHOTHERSCOCKSCOMPLETELOSSO FCONTROL
2: MY LIIIIIIITTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOONY
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
John is atheist now though
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Old Feb 24th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
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