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Old Nov 1st, 2005, 02:58 PM       
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Heres what I was. Call it what you will.






BTW, the Willie costume fuggin rocks!
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Old Nov 1st, 2005, 04:42 PM       
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you look like a rage virus infectee from 28 days later
Then thats what I was.

And it was made with liquid latex, toilet paper, makeup, and blood.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 12:27 PM       
I went trick or treating to a few houses dressed in a yellow afro, elvis glasses. an acapulco shirt, and a crappy sports jacket from the 70's I bought at the local salvation army. When people asked what I was, I would tell them, "That guy from the show Chips." or if they were old, "I'm Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca." The funny thing is they would say, "Oh yeah, that's what you are!" in an attempt to hurry my ass out of their lawn.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 02:50 PM       
I was a Muslim Extremest. I had a mask, a robe, and a toy gun made out of metal. I was shocked out how realistic it looked, I thought someone was going to shoot me.

My friends, my girlfriend, and I were driving around, and I was screaming infidels and pretending to shoot people as went by them if they were walking.

Then we went door to door trick or treating. One Iraq Veteran was yelling and swearing at me, so I called him an infidel and pretended to shoot him, then I ran away screaming Allah.

One girl thought that I was dangerous and yelled for her kids to go inside when I was walking up, then asked what the f*** I was and if that gun was really loaded.

Then I concluded the night by chasing kids down the street screaming Allah, a couple of them cried.

This is all a very true story, if I can get a picture of me in costume this weekend I'll post it.

I fucking love Halloween.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:49 PM       
I hope you choke on a Milk Dud.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:53 PM       
You're going to get raped and dumped behind an abortion clinic.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:16 PM       
By what? Obviously you have never seen my 80 ft penis of doom.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:17 PM       
Sorry, I didn't realize it was so big.

You're going to rape someone and dump them behind an abortion clinic I guess.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:21 PM       
Excellent comeback!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:33 PM       
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Sorry, I didn't realize it was so big.

You're going to rape someone and dump them behind an abortion clinic I guess.
If you're lucky it'll be your girl. You should be proud, I'm picky and I like her moustache.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:48 PM       
Oh sorry man, I had her shave that off. Yeah, I am honored though.

It's interesting that you are attracted to people with mustaches though.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:53 PM       
I know there hollow words but dumping a body behind a abortion clinic is probably the least subtle place to do it, mainly because there is virtually always a protest somewhere in the vecinity of an abortion clinic.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 05:00 PM       
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It's interesting that you are attracted to people with mustaches though.
They tickle.
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