I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Dude that sounds worse actually

better than having my balls hurt all the time

the sheer relief of being told it's not cancer made it totally worth it

[Pub Lover]

Emu, have you put on weight or was that a really bad angle?

[Guitar Woman]

he sure fit in with all those fat furries

you fatty

[Emu]

A little of both. I got really sick and lost close to 20 pounds and then I binged and gained it all back. Plus, I'm leaning way over.


This is me and my girlfriend a month ago.

edit: less shitty picture

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5JHvecJVA

[Fathom Zero]

dude, you look soooo toasted

[Emu]

I wish

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, my comment makes less sense now.

[Emu]

I still kind of look stoned

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

if you guys peer this for about an hour I'll be your best friend in the universe

http://www.torrentz.com/ae631be7d9fd...d05019c4c4c7ef

I'll suck your cock, even.

[Chojin]

Seeding.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am

Incognito Mode. Google insists it'll be used for buying "special gifts", but they know damn well it should have just been called "Porn Mode".

[Guitar Woman]

[Guitar Woman]

Well, it worked for a little while. I think I had a 1kb/second download rate!

[Chojin]

I keep rule34 on my bookmarks toolbar, i don't know what all of you are so afraid of

[Guitar Woman]

most of us still have a sense of shame, I think.

[Chojin]

http://rule34.paheal.net/tags (nsfw)

bookmark it now, let everyone see horrible puffy ami yumi x ninja turtle porn every time you open up a google browser.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I keep rule34 on my bookmarks toolbar, i don't know what all of you are so afraid of

There's always that one time someone hops on your computer, and just narrowly misses your stash.

Plus, Chrome reminds you of the last pages you've been to, using big screencaps. I take this laptop to classes, you see.

and personally, I prefer real people porn :v

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Emu

A little of both. I got really sick and lost close to 20 pounds and then I binged and gained it all back. Plus, I'm leaning way over.

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This is me and my girlfriend a month ago.

edit: less shitty picture

2004?

Do you not know how to set up your camera or are you lying to me? :

[Guitar Woman]

I-Mockery forums: We do Detective work, too!

[Chojin]

i do believe that's the creepiest thing anyone's done on here to date, pub

[Fathom Zero]

[Chojin]

that's some zen shit, there

[bigtimecow]

that's what you get for using a windows program on a mac

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma

and personally, I prefer real people porn :v

WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU?