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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:03 AM       
Right...

I am Tubesock. I have no relative age because I'm a figment of your imagination that likes to skullfuck your ears. I'm a better height, a better weight, and I like mainly licking your sisters' anal-rims. I go to your tanning bed to piss all over your face, and I work out ways to shit on your head. I throw crap at your face in 2 minutes, and I drive a sleek black Porsche 911 into your anus. My IQ is a million points higher than yours because your anus smells of retard, and I'm a master of 2 different forms of martial arts: Bukake on your face, and More Bukake on your face. My dick is 800 inches long in your mouth, and I've tagged and bagged over 1456 of your closest relatives. I work in porn every now and then, but so does your grandma. The biggest porn star I've ever worked with was your grandmother, and she had to remove her false teeth. I am also a golden dick slapper, but who gives a shit about that because my dick is currently slapping bruises all over your mouth.

I like to hump, mainly your sisters. My favorites are Trudy, Geraldine, Betty, Jessica, and your brother Tony who acts like one of your sisters.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 02:53 PM       
I'M SURE GLAD TUBESOCK CAME TO SAVE THIS THREAD.

NO, SERIOUSLY.
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Old Nov 25th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
Wow, Sam, that was some REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION that everyone had to know!

P.S. You have semen in your mouth. I put it there.
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Old Nov 25th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
Tubesock is full of semen.
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Old Nov 25th, 2003, 07:59 AM       
Yes. And Sam finds me delicious.
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Old Nov 25th, 2003, 10:44 AM       
I don't get tubesock's highbrow humor.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 12:16 AM       
Oops! That's cause you are retarded.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 02:40 AM       
I wear tubesocks. So take the hint as to whom I am walking on all day.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 06:44 AM       
That joke sucks more than the most suckiest thing that ever sucked!
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 06:51 AM       
SO IT SUCKS MORE THAN YOU DO?
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 12:42 PM       
MORE LIKE TUBESUCK, HUH GUYS? LOLZ
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
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SO IT SUCKS MORE THAN YOU DO?
YOU SUCK ME MORE THAN I DO.

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MORE LIKE TUBESUCK, HUH GUYS? LOLZ
MORE LIKE CAP'N CRUNCH GANGBANGS TONY THE TIGER, HUH GUYS? HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK I SAID HUH GUYS!
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
Tubesock, will you be my mentor?
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 03:37 AM       
Tony the Tiger? Snagglepuss?
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 10:55 PM       
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Tubesock, will you be my mentor?
I'm afriad I can't cause everyone here reckons I Tube-SUCK!!! HAR HAR HAR SEE I USED IT TOO AND NOW I AM A CLEVER WITTY COMEDIAN TOO!!!!
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