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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 03:14 PM        POST YOUR DEATH THREATS HERE
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 03:21 PM       
I blew my nose too hard last night, and in the process of doing this I popped/blew out my left ear drum. This was very painful. This morning I woke up with a terrible pain in my ear, and during class I pretty much suffered the worse pain I have ever felt in my head.

I thought about sticking a pencil into my ear until I died.

I went to my Aunt's office after school, she says my eardrum is red but there's no hole or whatever crazy word she used. My mom is suppose to be bringing me some ear drops/antibiotics later, but after I took 3 ibuprofin the pain went away and now it's just like this numbness in my ear :[
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 06:16 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 06:25 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 06:39 PM       
I have been eating tangelos like as if tangelos were going to make me really handsome. That's a lot of fucking tangelos.
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 12:59 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 01:10 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 03:41 AM       
Fuk thIs ShIt! ROCK THE HOUSE DOWN OR SOMTHEING!!!!!!

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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 04:30 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 10:12 AM       
i learned my lesson i'm nevefr gonna tell someone im gonna kill them ever again rebecca otool rest in peace
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 08:31 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 08:36 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 10:27 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 12:17 AM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2007, 04:57 AM       
man everybody just relax we cannot threaten each other eher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 01:10 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 10:21 AM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2007, 08:00 PM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2007, 02:49 PM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2007, 04:47 AM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2007, 06:23 AM       
Do it~! Or Im letting the monkeys loose!
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Old Aug 3rd, 2007, 06:41 AM       
Oh no, please. Not the monkeys, ANYTHING but the monkeys.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:52 AM       
Sir I must say, before this fortnight is up you will be discovered as deceased.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2007, 02:03 PM       
One man, two weeks. Will he solve his own murder? Starring David Hasselhoff, Jessica Alba, and Dave Chappelle.

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Old Aug 4th, 2007, 04:40 AM       
I gonna CUT that sombitch David Hasselhoff right outa that there dum pitcher.
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