Fucktard sounds of the 80s!

[Anonymous]

Hi! Do you remember Members Only jackets, Mullets and suck ass transformer cartoons and toys? You do? Well you must be one old ass fucktard then!

Now you can relive those care free coke snorting days with Fucktard sounds of the 80s!

Here's a sample!

MOCKERY'S FULL OF FUCKTARDS!
MOCKERY'S FULL OF FUCKTARDS!
MOCKERY'S FULL OF FUCKTARDS AND SOME WHORES!

Hey you "individuals"
You ain't originals
You fuckin' suck!
You fuckin' tards!

Hey Mr. Spectre X
When are ya gonna get some sex?
Your Dad don't count
You fuckin' fag!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
TAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD

You're FUCK! YEAH!
You're TARDS! YEAH!
You're FUCK! YEAH!
You're TAAAAAAAARDS! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

OH MOCKERY'S FULL OF FUCKTARDS!
COME ON!
MOCKERY'S FULL OF FUCKTARDS!
MOCKERY'S FULL OF FUCKTARDS AND SOME WHOOOOOOOORRRESS!


David has no education
David has bowel control
The shit stains drip from his big asshole
David leave those boys alone

HEY DAVID LEAVE THOSE BOYS ALONE!

All in all you just another fuck in the tard...


Yes if you act now you can have these two songs and more!

The Fucktard sounds of the 80s from Evil Empire Enterprises!

Where we put the fuck back in the tard!

[Dole]

The time it took you to type that is inversely proportionate to the time spent being amused by anyone reading it.

[Anonymous]

Dole: Not really, I got a cheap laugh out of you wasting your time responding to it, fucktard.

[Dole]

I didnt mention anything about you being amused. I bet you are one of those people with an intensely annoying laugh, who constantly laughs at his own shit jokes.

[Supafly345]

Dude, you must get laid all the time.

[ziggytrix]

unless it's by the same gal, i wouldn't recommend that. one thing we did learn from the 80s is STDs kill now.

serial monogamy is still hip tho, i think.

[ScruU2wice]

i bet it would go well to the music in "hungry like the wolf"

[Spectre X]

OH NO MAD MAX MAED ME CRY

[Anonymous]

Ha Ha! I knew you'd be fucking predictable and reply! You fucktards never cease to amaze me of your stupidity.

My posts are a fucking mock at you fucktards in general, with your excessive swearing, countless gay jokes and nostalga obsessions.

This what you fucktards sound like! Day in day out!

Of course you'll never get the joke, so never mind. I'll just continue to amuse myself, by setting you up and watching you make idiots out of yourselves.

Oh and David, you did a shitty job in my absence, you didn't generate near enough hatred. You're fucking fired, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Apprentice position now open.

[Ninjavenom]

I think you should invest some time in trying to figure out whether Cyanide is more digestible than Hemlock or than Lye.

[Rez]

you have so many levels in a fantastically retarded way.

[Anonymous]

Come on you fucktards ain't even trying anymore! I mean you're never a match for me anyway, but that was fucking more pathetic than usual.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where its fucktards like you, who keep us in business!

[Rez]

[Professor Cool]

Even tubesock has more wit than this.

[Rongi]

Quick, someone make a lame character named Glad Max.

[Spectre X]

So Max, you're saying that I'm predictable in the way that I will reply?

If we're so unoriginal, how come you always post the same thing?

If you're so smart, why don't you interprit all the jokes and sarcasm aimed towards you as a compliment on how smart and original you are and how we worship you?

Also, you're going to say fucktard in your next post at least twice. You're predictable. No I won't have sex with one of my family members and I can't have sex with my pet because I don't have one.

How come you say that your posts mock us because our posts contain so much swearing while most of us hardly even use and swearing ever while you just use the word fucktard at least twice in every post you make and at least a dozen other obsceneities, often creating entire sentences of strung-together obscenities.

Also, if you're so smart why don't you try and simplify this post for the 'stupid people' on this board i.e. everybody but you in your eyes. Will ya do that for us?


Also, why do you use the word 'fucktard' so often?
Why do you claim to be original?
Why do you claim to be so smart?
How old are you?
Why do you claim to be some sort of superhumanly funny and smart ubermensch?
Why do you call yourself Mad Max on this forum?
Why did you once say that you were fucking your sister?
Why do you believe that you own this website and evrything even remotely asosciated with it?
Why do you make a fucktard list?
Why do you write songs that would make Britney Spears cringe with pain due to their awfulness?
Why did you write that song?
Why do you think your opinion is valued by everybody?
Why do you think that your opinions are factual?
Why do you think that we are stupid while we're all acting much more mature than you?
Why do you think?

[Esuohlim]

IN OTHER WORDS, WE DON'T NEED MAD MAX ANYMORE BECAUSE WE ARE 100% SURE OF WHAT HE'LL SAY IN EACH POST HE MAKES ANYWAY.

BUT NOT IN A PREDICTABLE WAY, OF COURSE. THIS KIND OF HYPOCRASY IS BEYOND HIM, APPARANTLY.

[Skulhedface]

shut up fag

Or is it fucktard? Take your pick, Max.

[HickMan]

It's fucktard. Thas da new thang on da net.

[Supafly345]

No you have to say it like this-

Mad Max: SHUT THE FUCKTARD UP

Yeah, thats something he would probably say to himself if there were two of him.

[Anonymous]

As per Spectre X's request, the simplified version of this post:

You're all fucktards.

[MK IV]

Whats so Max about you anyhows ?

[Protoclown]

There's only room for one Max around these parts and that would be Max Burbank.

[Spectre X]

Max, you obviously didn't get my point. I asked you to simplify MY post to see if you're really as smart as you think you are. m'kay? Think you can do that for us big boy?

[Carnivore]

There's only room for one Max around these parts and that would be Max Burbank.

Amen to that, Brother Clown! Mad Max is like the anti-Burbank. He's every bit as imbecilic, unfunny, and unoriginal as Burbank is intelligent, hilarious, and creative. I had originally planned not to acknowledge his wretched existance, but I had to echo Proto's sentiments on this matter.