Commercials that piss you off.

[MrAdventure]

DOMINO'S DOTS ARE COMING!

WWOOAAHH!

Then the latest Subway commercials, more specifically that one with the two fucking blondes.

--"Subway club with hot peppers"
--"Because we like it hot."
--...."Just give me what they're having."

"I'M SORRY SIR JARED'S PENIS IS NOT A VALID MENU CHOICE"

[CastroMotorOil]

I HATE JARED

[Ninjavenom]

Good calls, adventure.

[Lord Darian]

[Bennett]

The subway commercials with the new guy are far worse than the Jared ones... I'm thinking of the one where he tells the guy at the drive thru: "Menu, it's not even on your radar screen." The Clay Henry one is pretty bad too.

I was always hoping that Jared would get stomach cancer from eating all that subway.

[Zbu Manowar]

Originally Posted by Bennett

I was always hoping that Jared would get stomach cancer from eating all that subway.

Nah, he deserves constant but violent diarrhea. Try imagining him trying to peddle Subway's crap when he suddenly blows the back of his oversized khaki and splatters the wallpaper with his green fecal matter.

That's revenge enough.

[Ninjavenom]

That fucking McDonalds salad commercial. Ugh. Actually, just about ALL mcDonalds commercials piss me off, like the one where the woman is all excited that she's getting some sort of shitty product for free.

[Zbu Manowar]

That reminds me of the most unintentionally funny McD commercial I ever saw where they tried to make all their employees are champions and such or geniuses, basically trying to convey that most successful people start off slinging burgers and fucking up their skin thanks to corrosive grease.

Then, at the end, a group of children come in and on the screen it says 'Future McDonalds Employees.' I mean, come on, the American Educational System isn't THAT bad, is it?

[Zomboid]

I just saw a new subway commercial that has that annoying guy on a bus talking to some other guy on a bus about the new subway subs which makes everyone on the bus get off at the next stop to experience the greatness

I still hate the one with "cause we like it hot" the most, but this is right up there with it.

Btw- Zbu, did you post at the old boards? :/

[Geggy]

I rarely watch any tv but I do remember the advertisement for the Dodge Neon. The phrase "Hi." became the car's trademark quote. My ex drove the Neon at the time and everytime i rode in her car, people would say Hi to the car and not to us. It was pretty fucking annoying. That's what I get for going to college in the friendliest town in America, ROCHESTER, FUCKING NEW YORK.

[Skulhedface]

The BIGGEST insult of all, as if MTV didn't make him reek of "Corporate Whore" badly enough, now we're subjected to a Pepsi Twist commercial featuring none other than all the Osbournes.

MAN, how I have lost all respect for the Grandaddy of Metal.

[Skulhedface]

and btw, now I feel all horrible, because I drive a Neon. BUT, it's a '95 neon. Before those damn commercials. Well, maybe now I feel a little better.

[Anonymous]

Right now, that PS2 Everquest commercial is getting on my nerves. That guy in the beginning rolls his eyes into the back of his head, and then says "it's time to slay the dragon." It's just creepy.

[Ninjavenom]

I know firsthand that Everquest players are FAR too lethargic to stand up and play at the same time.

[Skulhedface]

Wanna know the WORST local commercials?

Try living in Louisiana (hint: To remove the stereotype, there's a lot more metalhead and goth kids here than rednecks.. even Phil from Pantera was born here)

BUT, Louisianans (I DETEST the fucking term 'cajun') are doing nothing to help themselves with that stereotype. Every commercial here has something to do with some thick-accented bastard screaming "aieeeee" before saying something about "eatin'm s'm crawdads" At least our Mardi Gras commercials kick ass. Too bad 1/2 of them are "Girls Gone Wild" ads.

[Skulhedface]

There's another commercial I can live without: The Girls Gone Wild commercials. ESPECIALLY those fucking "Doggy Style" ads. If you wanna know what I mean, try watching Comedy Central ANYTIME past midnight, and check the commercials. Sure makes watching The Critic and Duckman a pain in the arse.

[vicmackey]

I am really starting not to like those damn Dr. Scholls gel inserts commercials. "You gellin'" "I'm gellin like a felon." I want to shoot everyone of those bastards.

[FeuerAffe]

Today I saw Celine Dion in a commercial for the Chrysler Town and Country, making this minivan some kind of tender, caring environment for her and her kid. It made me want to hurt things.

The Osbournes Pepsi Twist one is damn annoying too. Please die Kelly...please. I mean, your brother is annoying too, but you...

[pissed off salesman]

I like the cell phone commercial with the monkey with the cold and the commercial wit a ranch full of weiner dogs

[Skulhedface]

Just remembered, and I actually can't believe no one else has brought this up:

Those Darren's Dance Groove commercials. ARGH!!! IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO SMEAR YOUR COMMERCIAL FECES ALL OVER MY TV?!?

[Psycho Squid]

The commercial that I hate the most are the one for Suncoast Video with that guy that acts like a retard because he can't remember the title of the movie that he wants so he tries to act out the movie for the video store clerk. God this fucker is more annoying than Jared from Subway.

[Daphne]

have any Canadians here seen the 'Buck-a-Day' commercials?

those are SO awful I don't know one person who doesn't freak out and yell when they come on.

Like the one with the impossibly ugly girl dancing to bad techno?? Who thought she was hot enough to put on TV??

[Zbu Manowar]

Originally Posted by vicmackey

I am really starting not to like those damn Dr. Scholls gel inserts commercials. "You gellin'" "I'm gellin like a felon." I want to shoot everyone of those bastards.

No kidding. It's sad to retards act suave over FOOTWEAR.

And Darren's Dance moves is painful. I mean, grow some balls, man. Stop running around like a fem!

[timrpgland]

Right now, that PS2 Everquest commercial is getting on my nerves. That guy in the beginning rolls his eyes into the back of his head, and then says "it's time to slay the dragon." It's just creepy.

Hehe, but the game itself is fun so I like the commercial. Damn, where are those fucking dragons? I want one to kill me.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Daphne

have any Canadians here seen the 'Buck-a-Day' commercials?

those are SO awful I don't know one person who doesn't freak out and yell when they come on.

Like the one with the impossibly ugly girl dancing to bad techno?? Who thought she was hot enough to put on TV??

THANK YOU!

Me and my friends have been bashing those fucking things since the first one. "Do you think you really waaaant a clo-one" "No way!" .

AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! What annoys me the most is that there's like 5 different ones now. That one where the fucking ugly bitch is dancing is the worst