that reminds me of yet ANOTHER jackie martling joke, retold by me in a completely different way because i have a horrible memory (sorry i'm so unoriginal guys
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a man gets back from the military, done serving in the war. he's home, and meets wit ha friend.
his friend asks, "so how was it?"
the man replies, "the only really bad part about the war was that sometimes we'd be out and away from food for so long that we'd have to eat our own shit."
the other man says, "wait, so you mean to tell me you eat your own shit, and you don't mind?"
"yes"
"well, i have an idea. we could make a lot of money off of this. we could bet people that you would eat your own shit!"
the two men head off to a bar and find two bookies who want in on the bet.
one bookie says, "alright, let's do this. nobody can eat their own shit."
the man squats, pinches a loaf in his pants, reaches in, pulls it out, and starts to eat it. then, halfway through, he stops, and pukes all over the bookies. the two bookies beat up the two men and walk out of the bar.
the man's friend says to him, "what happened? why didn't you eat the shit?"
the man says, "there was a hair on it."