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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:09 AM       
I would form a positive relationship encompassing love and companionship with her, and accept any sex that happened to come along
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:10 AM       
and yes, she is a plus sized lady
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:12 AM       
Oh, Gerard, hold me in your frail, womanly arms
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:12 AM       
and then euthanize me because I have been bitten by vampires
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:13 AM       
ANGRY FACES AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SOUL MATE BULLSHIT
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:19 AM       
I want to looooooooooove
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 03:23 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 05:12 AM       
Is he wearing a wig?
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 12:48 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:10 PM       
I bet she has a strap-on.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:11 PM       
You would win that bet.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:23 PM       
i tried using a dildo once but i couldn't get it in there at ALL ;<
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:24 PM       
you have to lube it up some, silly
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:28 PM       
i DID though, but idk it was a pretty big one and i can usuallyy only get like one finger int here anyway
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:50 PM       
You have to relax, try thinking about taking a really big shit.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
thats what i was thinking i mean my shits are so much bigger than dicks if they come out you'd thikn i could get it in there idk ill try again tonight ;_______;;
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:53 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:58 PM       
Infractions all around for this conversation.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 02:22 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 08:24 PM       
So a kid I was friends with way back in elementary school is the lead male vocalist/guitar player in his band and they're putting out their first EP on Friday.

I really hate their type of music, but for some reason since I know the guy I can't help but find it absolutely capitivating and I've been listening to their stuff on their myspace page like all day

I also believe that, if by some chance they become successful, he will be the whitest black male vocal lead in a band ever (watch out Hootie )

Obviously this can't be of any interest to anyone else but me, so I'm only providing their Myspace page link so that I can hold a contest to see if anyone can find ANY BLACK GUY EVER that sounds any less black than this ("Submarines" is a good song for this). Also, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doesn't count, sorry
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 08:27 PM       
Rick Ashtley

note: He sound black to me, kind of like SEAL.

nevermind I listened to the one you said, that is embarassingly white

There was a white guy on Seinfeld that Elaine though was black. He might win.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:48 PM       
guys, i have ladybugs in my room

every night i find atleast one dead one and see another flying around. should i be concerned?
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
Yes, you have atheds in your bedroom, that's gross.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
T-Dawg, Terra would be your perfect match if she wasn't pregenant now & high off the hormones.

Unless you have tocophilia.
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