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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 11:58 AM        "THE TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS VACATION!"
I don't care what people think about Chevy Chase... the man did some good movies back in the day and Christmas Vacation has always been among my favorite holiday flicks. So here's a list of what I consider to be the 10 best things about the movie.


NEW FEATURE: "THE TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS VACATION!"
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 12:23 PM       
I never thought this movie was particularily bad. The made-for-tv sequel? Maybe. Never seen it, though.

I'd say this is a good list. Say, isn't there a cat that gets electrocuted in this movie?
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 01:23 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 01:27 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 01:33 PM       
I'd also have to say the whole attic scene was also memorable and and any of the parts with the aunts and grandparents. "Is Frank still in the navy?". In addition, I had the mis-fortune of watching Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure.................
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 03:16 PM       
I liked the article, cuz I've seen the movie this time.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:02 PM       
I liked Fletch because he's a detective
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 07:23 PM       
The Best part of the article was the part about not seeing the sequel cause it will make you want to kill yourself
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 01:00 PM       
This is one of my all time favorite movies.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
I think the best part is when he opens his bonus and he says

“Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where's the Tylenol?”
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 03:49 PM       
People don't like Chevy Chase? I guess that makes sense, I have no idea wants going on in the world as far as what's "hot or not" (cringe). Forget Fletch, Three Amigos bitchachos! And I don't care what anyone says, I liked Cops and Robbersons

I'm with Sniperwulf on the grandparents.

"Grace passed away thirty years ago.'
"The blessiiing."
"I pledge alligence to the flag of the United States of America..."
Oh man, then Eddie stands up, I lose it every time.

Incidentally I changed my signature to a Christmas Vacation quote in honor of the season...weird...is Rod Serling giving a monologue somewhere?

+0> :-O - No! Now shut up or you're going to hell!

Friggin' Pope and your damn papel authority!
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