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Old May 30th, 2008, 06:32 PM        DEATH
HA HA my bastard uncle died, he was a thief till he met his girlfriend then he became a fat lazy bastard who beat his girl if she got sick and couldnt get out to buy him beer. Because im all sad and stuff how long is the appropriate grieving period before i can party.
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Old May 30th, 2008, 07:29 PM       
I thought this thread was about the metal band.
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Old May 30th, 2008, 07:38 PM       
no rog, its about a fat lazy bastard who used to visit rarely but would bring his equally fat son along and he would always drink all the coke in the house offering up the lame excuse that he suffered an extremely dry throat, a medical condition apparently, uh.
dont get me wrong, if people wanna be fat thats ok but dont give lame reasons for not bein able to do simple stuff an blame it on a "condition".
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Old May 30th, 2008, 08:01 PM       
DO YE MEN FEAR DEATH, THAT COLD, DARK ABYSS OF IGNORANCE

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Old May 30th, 2008, 08:30 PM       
No i mean fat lazy bastard dead guy and equally fat useless son.
Can i party yet. ?
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Old May 30th, 2008, 08:42 PM       
I don't know how that e got in there
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Old May 30th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
Maybe you swallowed it whilst "jammin".
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Old May 30th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
"death is a natural part of life. miss them do not. mourn them do not."
Yoda says party on dude!
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Old May 30th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
TRAPPED IN A LIFE THAT IS NOT YOURS!

EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DEAD!
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Old May 30th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
If you didn't like the guy, then well, who cares? Party on his grave.

I mean, if you REALLY didn't like the guy.

I have relatives that I consider to be EVIL FUCKS which is why i don't talk to them.
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Old May 30th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
did he die from fat related causes
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Old May 31st, 2008, 01:15 AM       
did he died in pain?
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Old May 31st, 2008, 01:43 AM       
Did you kill him?
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Old May 31st, 2008, 01:50 AM       
You killed him by making him eat his son, DIDN'T YOU!
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Old May 31st, 2008, 01:59 AM       
You said he would come over your house and do all your coke, did his heart stop?
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Old May 31st, 2008, 03:20 AM       
I say just party, instead of grieving. If you didn't like the guy just party for his death then... I bet you killed him by buying so many beers he drank himself to death, you sly boots.
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Old May 31st, 2008, 08:22 AM       
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Old May 31st, 2008, 03:12 PM       
quiet gw, 'this' is a meme
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Old May 31st, 2008, 06:30 PM       
Did he suffer from INFERNAL DEATH?
Did you do a ZOMBIE RITUAL with him?
Did you give him a DENIAL OF LIFE?
Was his death SACRIFICIAL?
Was there MUTILATION involved?
Were there REGURGITATED GUTS near him?
Was he BAPTIZED IN BLOOD?
Or was he TORN TO PIECES?
Was he one of the EVIL DEAD?
And, most importantly,
Did he SCREAM BLOODY GORE?
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Old May 31st, 2008, 08:53 PM       
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Did he suffer from INFERNAL DEATH?
Did you do a ZOMBIE RITUAL with him?
Did you give him a DENIAL OF LIFE?
Was his death SACRIFICIAL?
Was there MUTILATION involved?
Were there REGURGITATED GUTS near him?
Was he BAPTIZED IN BLOOD?
Or was he TORN TO PIECES?
Was he one of the EVIL DEAD?
And, most importantly,
Did he SCREAM BLOODY GORE?
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sorry had to edit this.
What the fook is Zombie ritual..?

Errr..........no !
He was just a fat bastard.
He was the sort of guy that when i was young i wanted to beat his brains in but didnt have the strength.
When i was big enough he was a pityful wreck so i didnt have the heart.
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Old May 31st, 2008, 10:45 PM       
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This thread is a shining example of internet humor

I was typing this with my penis out
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Old May 31st, 2008, 10:48 PM       
Not enough country for this old man, eh?
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