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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 03:12 AM        The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes!
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:53 AM       
I agree with most of these with the exception of "Betty Boop." She isn't the prettiest fictional character in the world, but in terms of "sexy" (at least in a cartoonish general attempt sort of way) I think she succeeds... as long as you give A's for effort
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 06:19 AM       
I think Captain 6 Pack is just a ripoff of DuffMan
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 12:22 PM       
Ghost Face from Scream Poncho Costume

Sexy Etch-a-Sketch

Sexy Marvin the Martian

Sexy Tin Man
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 03:32 PM       
You know whats funny about that Ms. Sexy Tater Tot? The white background mixed with the white design makes it look like she has a perfect hole in her torso.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 03:44 PM       
I was about to disagree with you for the Seaside Clyde one, and then I read the bit about gay men. good save XD

though, chances are the guys buying this look nothing like the model.. so we still lose D:
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 03:51 PM       
at least there was no sexy Willy wonka, or sexy mutchkins...i have seen both....yeah
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:46 PM       
"Sexy schoolgirl" costumes and those that evoke similar imagery (usually with kneesocks and mary janes, pigtails and hairbows, or other such things) always creep me the fuck out. Simulated pedophilia isn't attractive to me.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 07:15 PM       
so.... half naked means sexy now?
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 07:21 PM       
I'm pleased with DungeonBrownie's comment, because I'm planning on going as Betty Boop this year. My head is significantly smaller but hey, I look pretty good in red!
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 08:02 PM       
I am COMPLETELY going to make Chewbacca noises next time I'm having sex. It'll get my fiance back for his 'shaving a walrus' noises... (which of course were getting me back for my monkey noises, but I always have to have the last say ;D)
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:16 AM       
I honestly wouldn't mind having pizza with 4 sexy ninja turtles.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:27 AM       
when I first laid eyes on big bird I said "you've got to be fucking kidding me"seriously ! I love Mrs sexy leather face she's one hot member of the family as for Sassy Cookie Monster,she can serve me her hot cookie every night♥.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 07:18 PM       
I thought Sexy Freddy Kreuger was the nadir of inappropriate "sexy" Halloween costumes. Thank you for shattering that illusion, and damn the designers for the same. Damn them all.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 09:47 PM       
Sexy Chucky looking so Fucking amazing !!!! i want to destroy her , split her like a piece of wood , WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING !! Sexy Storm-trooper looks like she has a skin rash down there and Sexy Olive Oyl looks photo shopped something with the picture doesn't look right , the legs and body aren't the same skin color
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 02:40 AM       
Wasn't making a female turtle what caused the live-action Turtles TV series to bomb?

Also, I always hated that one sexy Ghostbuster costume. Because A) it misses the point of the flight suit (protecting the guys from slime and such), and 2) the model wore the proton pack upside down. Derp.

Also also, Sexy Optimus Prime reminds me of Valkyrie from Marvel Comics. Just saying.
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 05:05 AM       
Is it sad that I thought the TMNT outfits were sexy?
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 02:07 AM       
The Chick Gene Simmons costume is fucking awesome! well, as long as you refer to it as a "sexy kiss demon costume". still, fucking awesome.
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 07:16 PM       
Nice article! it's about time someone understands how much i want to screw big bird.
wait isn't big bird to be like a young orphan kid?... just how i like em! sorry.
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Old Oct 25th, 2011, 01:39 AM       
I don't think any of them are particularly bad. I just think it proves the point of how stupid a "sexy" halloween costume is.

Halloween costumes are supposed to be SCARY, nuff said, end of story. Kids are supposed to dress up as ghosts and ghouls and demons to blend in/scare away the REAL spooks and ghouls that lurk in the shadows on all hallows eve when the veil between the living and the dead is pulled thinnest.

It urks me to no end that the traditions of the stupider pegan-based holidays (easter, christmas, ect) are adheared to a tee, but halloween has been dilluted to the point of which super hero and sexy school girl costumes are acceptable ON THE FRIKKIN DAY OF HTE DEAD!!!
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