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Old Jul 15th, 2006, 10:34 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 02:24 AM       
why?
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 02:30 AM       
IS your gf hot?

Like before she got preggy was she hot, cuz then at least she'll be hot when she loses that weight and ya'll can fuck again yunno.
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 02:43 AM       
i find her hot. her body i liked alot. i hope it goes back.
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 02:50 AM       
Yea hopefully
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 02:50 AM       
I mean, how hot is she?
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 06:25 AM       
...ask hot as you can imagine....
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 12:01 PM       
that's pretty hot.
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Old Jul 16th, 2006, 06:14 PM       
Shifty, is your g/f a moose by any chance?

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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 03:32 AM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 06:11 PM       
":shitupmillhouse"

Do you know how difficult shitting up would be? Honestly, not only would it be hard to keep your balance while standing on your head but trying to relax your bowels while your stomach muscles are tense could prove to be difficult and, although I can see why the premise of shit coming out of his ass and running down his front and back could be amusing, I resent the implication that he's a world class athlete capable of performing such a feat. World class athletes work years, not taking steroids or making jokes, they are very serious and they can't fuck around in their line of work, and to sit here and listen to you degrade them with your talk of invertible-elimination is just an outright shame not to mention disrespectful for all that they've done for the world.
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 09:56 PM       
Your right. What am I thinking??

I had watched Starship Troopers and I just figured if the bugs could do it, so could he.
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 12:34 PM       
Well its born. she had to get a c-section. the baby was to big for her. so she had to get her self cut open. so we be at hospital for 4-5 days.


Baby wieghs 7.15 pounds. was born yesterday august 12 at 6:38 PM. 22 CM or Inchs long i forgot. and yeah. if you want pics ask if you do then ill post em when i get back to my PC.


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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 09:58 PM       
@ 22 cm

IT'S INCHES YOU STUPID UGH TEENAGE FATHER FOR FUCK'S SAKE UNLESS YOU IMPREGNATED A TEENSY WOODLAND FAIRY WHO COULDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO AN 8 INCH BABY.

now, be prepared to wait on this girl hand and foot. she won't be able to drive or walk up stairs for 6-8 weeks.

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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 05:16 PM       
if you didnt notice i put 22 CM or Inchs i wasnt to sure because i was tired. and i know my fuckin job so dont tell me what to do.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 02:14 PM       
you. don't. know. shit.

your families are going to end up raising that child.

and all i can say to that is: hopefully they won't screw this one up, too.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 02:22 PM       
serious glowbelly, fuck off. Just because you realized a long time ago that your husband has grown tired of you doesn't mean you get to be so embittered that you have to start taking shots at a kid with a baby.

Besides YOU dont' know shit, you don't know Shifty or his girl.

What makes them any different from you and your husband you puckered old cunt, just because their not as old as you doesn't mean that there gonna dich the baby in a gutter or something, thier parents and they'll do whats right.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 02:27 PM       
Fuck. Another Alberta hillbilly is born.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 04:12 PM       
stupid, you do realize that you're defending a person who was upset that he got his gal preggo because it meant that he couldn't have sex on his birthday, right? you do realize that this thread is titled "yay, NOT" right?

i'm just stating the obvious. this shifty person is A CHILD and so is his girlfriend. he doesn't know what tired is, yet. right now his lady is in the hospital and the baby is being taken care of by her and the hospital staff. i just wonder how upset he's going to be when he finds out that he can't fuck his girlfriend for another 6 weeks and that midnight feedings don't just happen at midnight - they happen at 2, 4, 6 and 8 am.

as for the comments about my husband, i'm going to let those slide because you're just making shit up to take the piss. i think it's hysterical that a friggin highschool boy thinks he has the balls to call me out on such ridiculous terms. you want to know what's so different about our situation and theirs? we wanted a baby. my husband didn't start a thread on the internet about not wanting it, complaining that he couldn't have sex, hoping that i'll still be hot after it was born while being all grossed out about having to watch a birth. in short: WE ARE NOT CHILDREN.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 05:14 PM       
Good luck, Shifty. Learn patience, and be a good parent for your kid.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 05:21 PM       
oh lookie who shows up to be all nicey-nice
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 05:26 PM       
Sorry glow it's just that I know a few babies with babies and Kraut has stupid in his name already
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 06:28 PM       
maybe if he changed his username to "#1 DAD" instead of "shifty" it would be easier to think well of him
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 06:54 PM       
Guys you are missing the point, ArrowX is the mom.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 06:56 PM       
hahahahahaha
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