I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dixie]

I'm very picky about tattoo placement.

[Grislygus]

I have a better one, as well as a handy dandy rough schematic!











Okay okay okayokayokay, Just a thought, jeez

you'd be a goddess, I'm tellin ya

[Dixie]

Fuck no.
The boobs must remain unmarked.
NOTHING on the chest.
The chest is perfect as is.

[Dixie]

Just think how funny it would look when I get my boob lift in 20 years.

[Asila]

That's still cool though

[Dixie]

My hip might be a good place though.

[Grislygus]

That would probably be the most painful tat imaginable if it went over the areola as shown

But that's what whiskey and painkillers are for!

[Dixie]

As much as I bleed, I refuse to take blood thinners before getting a tattoo.
I want to be able to feel the whole thing.
And then I want sex.

[Grislygus]

Hang on, drew sumpin else up in hea

[Grislygus]

Yeah, I cheated and scribbled a schematic on a prexisting reference pic I had lying around, sue me

[Asila]

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure the pain is part of the reason for getting a tattoo

[Dixie]

Hahaha great!
I'd get it in the front though.
All space on my back is reserved.

[Asila]

Maybe what Grisly drew but closer to the hump of the hip so it has a 3-D affect

[Grislygus]

I don't know how yous guys can stand needles

When I finally get mine I'm getting fucked all the hell up beforehand

[Dixie]

I'll have to draw it on with a sharpie and see if I like it there.
I always test drive new tattoos like that.
But it's gonna be awhile before I get a new one.
I can't get them for super cheap anymore

[Asila]

It makes the healing part harder

[Dixie]

Seriously dude, don't be like wasted drunk when you get one, it'll make you bleed alot and it'll hurt more.
Remember they have to wipe the blood away constantly and on freshly tattooed skin, the wiping can be really painful.
You're better off being straight and just not looking when they do it.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not getting any tattoos because I'm an Orthodox Jew. This site is Kosher, right?

[Grislygus]

I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

[Asila]

Plus being drunk makes you bleed more afterwards, and the more you bleed the longer it takes for the tattoo to heal. The last thing you want is that shit peeling all to hell, it sucks.

[Grislygus]

Well, maybe scrimshaw isn't nearly the right word for the designs I have, but it's really the closest description I can think of right now

[Dixie]

Cleaning litter box.
BRB

[Asila]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

Okay, what?

[Grislygus]

I've been working on intricate patterns and linework to go on my left hand (and possibly with flows going up the arm as well) since I turned eighteen, snapping pictures, and continually working on the overall design. When I finally work up the nerve (and have a rather secure line of work that a newly decorated hand won't endanger) I'm going to draw it myself, and all the tattoo parlor has to do is follow the lines

The application will suck so motherfucking, unbelievably hard I can't even fathom it at this point

[Asila]

Picking the hand is pretty ballsy, I will say that. I got both of mine on fleshy, less painful body parts

Cause I am a GIRL