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Man With No Arms 12 50.00%
Man With No Legs 12 50.00%
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 04:51 PM        WHO WOULD WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Behold, before you, there is a Colluseum, not unlike the one in Ancient Rome. The crowd of about 50'000 people cheer, cheer for blood. As they drag away the corpses from the last battle, the crowd waits in anticipation for the next battle. For it is no ordanary battle, it is THE battle.

The Combatants come forth from their respective gates. Both ready to maim and kill.


So who would Win.

The Man With No Arms
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The Man With No Legs
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 05:50 PM       
Man with no arms, he would kick the living shit out of the legless guy who could only crawl.
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 07:01 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 07:07 PM       
Oh, and it's the guy with no arms.
Armless Kung Fu masters are bad ass.
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 07:25 PM       
The legless man could just punch the armless man in the dick.
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 11:14 PM       
I picked the one with no legs, you have the ability to hold things when you have arms. The man with no legs could grab the other man's legs and pull him to the ground and then pick up a sharp object and the no armed man wouldn't have a chance. IMO
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Old Jul 27th, 2007, 08:10 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q8NhWINWCY

people with no arms can do things, but much slower. so I vote for no legs to win.
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Old Jul 27th, 2007, 08:21 PM       
Gotta take the guy with no legs for he possesses the opposable thumbs.
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Old Jul 27th, 2007, 10:04 PM       
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people with no arms can do things, but much slower. so I vote for no legs to win.
It goes further than just that. My site features several limbless marvels. People can overcome great odds.
http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/labels/limbless.html
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Old Jul 28th, 2007, 04:52 AM       


Examples of legless people, reserving the right to fuck you up. (As chronicled by the immortal 1930s film Freaks)
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Old Jul 28th, 2007, 06:55 AM       
This actually is a cool thread.
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Old Jul 28th, 2007, 10:51 AM       
I picked the man with no legs for two reasons....

1. I can pick shit up with my feet.

2. 30% arms, 70% legs.
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 02:48 AM       
the man with no arms would win cuz he could kick the guy with no legs in the nuts repeatedly
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 03:53 AM       
so what's your deal? You are Cartman?
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 12:09 PM       
armsless man casue he would run behind the legless man and kick his nuts nonstop
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 01:54 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 11:17 PM       
Really if you think about it, he probably has already lost feeling at some point below the naval or is already in excruciating pain caused by the trauma and nerve damage that results from having your legs amputated. Thus kicking him in the nuts wouldn't harm him any more than already being a legless man.
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Old Jul 30th, 2007, 12:10 AM       
Whoever wins I'd still feel bad for the man with no eyes sitting in the audience
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Old Jul 30th, 2007, 10:58 AM       
not me cause he is kinda like a blind samurai
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Old Jul 30th, 2007, 11:12 AM       
Fuck you all. Legless guy's gonna grab that leg, yank Armless down and shank a bitch.
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Old Jul 30th, 2007, 07:57 PM       
its 50/50
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Old Jul 31st, 2007, 01:43 PM       
How is this going to go down? Is it going to be standing armless guy vs legless guy in a wheelchair? Or is it going to be a cage style match, with legless guy crawling around like a zombie from Resident Evil? Are weapons allowed?

These are the questions that need to be answered.

If weapons are allowed, legless guy wins.

If it's just fighting, armless guy has to win unless legless guy some how puts him in some sort of submission. But you'd think armless guy would just stomp legless guy's brains out.

50/50 seconded.
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Old Jul 31st, 2007, 02:10 PM       
The legless man could fire a gun. Btw i've been wondering, do legless people have to wear something to cover under their stomach or do they wear like a one piece pajama type thing.
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Old Jul 31st, 2007, 02:21 PM       
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The legless man could fire a gun. Btw i've been wondering, do legless people have to wear something to cover under their stomach or do they wear like a one piece pajama type thing.
Depends on the amputation or genetic mutation. Often legless people still have amorphous legs. Many wear trunk padding.

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Old Jul 31st, 2007, 02:30 PM       
How do you think that the legless guy could tackle the armless guy? He's missing half of his body for chris sakes! If you think he could just grab the armless guy's legs and pull hard, you're mistaken. Lacking half of your body also means that you're lacking a huge amount of weight, which is needed to keep your body still.

So basically the legless guy would grab the armless guy's legs, pull with force, which would only cause his body to move towards armless guy. Armless guy would end the match with a joyful head stomp.
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